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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Rubbish"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Rubbish"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Pretty Rubbish, Music on TV
Pretty Rubbish, through the whole industry
Pretty Rubbish, albums aren't selling
yeah thats the truth
and no-good boy bands won't help you.


Pretty Rubbish, also Ms. Lavigne
Pretty Rubbish, a mediocrity
Pretty Rubbish, your records don't appeal to me
because I'm over thirteen


Pretty Rubbish, it's in style
Pretty Rubbish, on the pile
Pretty Rubbish, over MTV
Pretty Rubbish, where where where?
Pretty Rubbish, charts today
Pretty Rubbish, Britney's a has-been

The Radio - turned off tonight
lest that Christina, is played this time
Pretty Rubbish, bad as westlife
Pretty Rubbish, boyzone supply
Pretty Rubbish, and Blue today, hey, UK!
and it's the sales - guaranteed, OK
I just don't want to know, they say
they'll split tomorrow right? oh great!
what do you hear? they've launched their solo careers
yeah, forgotten in five years, oh, oh, Pretty Rubbish

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