Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I Guess Thats What They Call Rolling News"

Original Song Title:

"I Guess Thats Why They Call It The Blues"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I Guess Thats What They Call Rolling News"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Don't watch it today
they're saying the same thing forever
both viewers repeat nothing happening today
seems to never do much ever

this news is today
repeated now on all sides
And it still keeps on the one single item
till we turn over to other sides

And I guess that's what they call rolling news
can't understand when they've nothing that's new
where's the report then? stories to cover
hoping for action might just not bother
And I guess that's what they call rolling news

another disgrace
News 24 I'm no fan
whoever reconned without hesitation
that there would be a big demand

and in this world
the pointless sky channel helps
all insomniacs lie and sleep quite soon
after turning on yourself

And I guess that's what they call rolling news
can't understand when they've nothing that's new
where's the report then? stories to cover
hoping for action might just not bother
And I guess that's what they call rolling news

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

anny - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
boring

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn45.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 505