I went to platform 3, the timetables
they were, like, all "blaaaah"
and I was, like, "wherever"

then this ticket guy sees me and he's all, like,
"hey, you're trains not due"
and I'm like, "yeah, whenever"

so later in the ticket hall
and this guy comes up
and he says "late"
and I'm like, "yeah, wherever"

Cuz this is my diverted train to wherever
and this is my diverted train to wherever
and this is my diverted train to wherever

and then it's three am
we're held in some siding, cause of the weather
this dude comes up and he's like, "tracks f*cked"
I'm like, "Yeah, Wherever"

then I'm asking round for a taxi
that conductor bloke comes down and is, like
"hey, we'll be moving soon..."
and I'm like "yeah, wherever"

and then the train does go
I'm like, "hey, it goes, whats up?"
it's, like, working
and I'm, like "Not true"

cuz this is my diverted train to wherever
and this is my diverted train to wherever