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Song Parodies -> "It's Alight"
Original Song Title:
"Its My Life"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"It's Alight"
Parody Written by:
Jim A
The Lyrics
This is a song for the bad at cooking
who did home ec' but never got a look in
I ain't gonna be cooking here right now
but you'll hear me grumble
when I'm throwing it out
It's alight, Its really burning
forgot the toast needed turning
I'm not eating at the take away
It's alight, the sausages aren't black normally
so I'll make do with chips and curry
I'll be eating at the take away
It's alight
This is for the ones who learned to cook
they're cooking their pizzas not having to look
the steak it feels too hard although I won't say
should it be pink inside
and should the fluid stay
It's alight, Its really burning
forgot the toast needed turning
I'm not eating at the take away
It's alight, the sausages aren't black normally
so I'll make do with chips and curry
I'll be eating at the take away
It's alight
better go back and get the salad out
but the fire brigade say don't go back now
It's alight, Its really burning
forgot the toast needed turning
I'm not eating at the take away
It's alight, the sausages aren't black normally
so I'll make do with chips and curry
I'll be eating at the take away
It's alight
who did home ec' but never got a look in
I ain't gonna be cooking here right now
but you'll hear me grumble
when I'm throwing it out
It's alight, Its really burning
forgot the toast needed turning
I'm not eating at the take away
It's alight, the sausages aren't black normally
so I'll make do with chips and curry
I'll be eating at the take away
It's alight
This is for the ones who learned to cook
they're cooking their pizzas not having to look
the steak it feels too hard although I won't say
should it be pink inside
and should the fluid stay
It's alight, Its really burning
forgot the toast needed turning
I'm not eating at the take away
It's alight, the sausages aren't black normally
so I'll make do with chips and curry
I'll be eating at the take away
It's alight
better go back and get the salad out
but the fire brigade say don't go back now
It's alight, Its really burning
forgot the toast needed turning
I'm not eating at the take away
It's alight, the sausages aren't black normally
so I'll make do with chips and curry
I'll be eating at the take away
It's alight
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