Indicators don't work
that seat is so cold you'll suffer from piles
Organise your route to N4
leave your packages at the depot

Each day riding on that bike
won't slow down for bad weather,
weather, weather

With Letters and Packages, Motorcycle Couriers
From Bounds Green to Inverness, Motorcycle Couriers

City streets are suicide
all the back street are there too be missed
from undergrounds to river
guess London's best missed when it's rush hour

A bus lane, with a car there
Traffic Jams now and tomorrow
-morrow, -morrow

With Letters and Packages, Motorcycle Couriers
From Bounds Green to Inverness, Motorcycle Couriers

All you want is a good A-to-Z for christmas
All you want is a good A-to-Z for christmas
All you want is a good A-to-Z for christmas
All you want is a good A-to-Z for christmas

With Letters and Packages, Motorcycle Couriers
From Bounds Green to Inverness, Motorcycle Couriers

Drive away and it's the same
everyone hates you, motorbikes are targets
Licence is counterfeit
this routeplanner is a useless piece of sh!t

driving on London's busy roads
congestion charges follow,
follow, follow

With Letters and Packages, Motorcycle Couriers
From Bounds Green to Inverness, Motorcycle Couriers
With Letters and Packages, Motorcycle Couriers
From Bounds Green to Inverness, constant bad untimeliness