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Song Parodies -> "The Terminator"

Original Song Title:

"The Entertainer"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"The Terminator"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

a brief look at the first three films, and the three films to come
I am the Terminator a computer with a plan
I came back from the future just to kill John Conners mam
this time I am the nasty one, it's how the movie starts
But I loose today, movie-goers say
that it's fairly clear in a few more years
they'll bring out a second part

I am the Terminator and this time I'm acting nice
to save humans, that is my work,
from him off the X-Files
and though the viewers thought me, dead and blown away
there's the cash at hand but they can't understand
how they saw my death at the end and expect
that they're cashing in too late

I am the Terminator, once again I help John
you think you've seen this film before it's just like then last one
production was expensive, the CGI was fine
can anyone see my paunch or crows feet?
and the plot you say well it's just the same
as the film we made last time

I am the Terminator, how far can this film go?
You've heard bout film number 4, how many more will show?
will Arnie still be right in, it when reaches sixty-five
If he's gonna star in it they'll tone it down a bit
or they'll maybe give the role to Sly

I am the Terminator, until I reach my grave
they say that I may govern the Californian state
You shouldn't read the papers, or the showbiz magazines
and when I go cold, I won't grow old
and no, I won't be back for the sequel that
is inevitable, see?

I am the Terminator and I know and understand
the lines that I said to you, could be written on one hand
Today I draw my pension,
filming the sixth one starts
But the lines I say - exactly the same
it's true and clear, that the money here
means that I'll reprise my part

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Michael Pacholek - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing off, especially with a couple of missed lines, but was it funny? Ya, ya, vas funny!
Steven Cavanagh - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Bugger. I wrote one of these about a year back, should have posted it then, and don't know where it is now. Once it's done by someone else I generally steer clear. Well done, nice mix of movie and politics.
Leo Jay - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I echo MP's comment above.

Late to the party, I know. I just looked this up since I just wrote a very different one, ("The Bent Retainer"), and wanted to see what else had been done. I imagine you may have tweaked this since in the interim. Good job, despite a few pacing errors.

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