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Song Parodies -> "Commiserations"

Original Song Title:

"Congratulations"

Original Performer:

Cliff Richards

Parody Song Title:

"Commiserations"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Commiserations, sales expectations
nothing makes profit like artist's who are deceased.
Commiserations, and compilations
let's watch their work stay in the charts for many weeks.

Who would believe that death could
mean career's reinvented.
there's money in all tradgedies
accountants commented,
but as that star's buried today
here's "Best of . . - Part 2"
that latest CD is a good start.

Commiserations, sales expectations
nothing makes profit like artist's who are deceased.
Commiserations, and compilations
let's watch their work stay in the charts for many weeks.

always thought that death maybe
the best career move for me.
we're sure that those old records will sell
and do so quickly.
"are they sure that he's dead"
ask the record company
"we've targets you see"
no artist to pay.

Commiserations, sales expectations
nothing makes profit like artist's who are deceased.
Commiserations, and compilations
let's watch their work stay in the charts for many weeks.

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Wild Man - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Legends are always bigger in death than in life. Not funny but fact.

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