-> "E-Mails from the Leeches"
Original Song Title:
"Female of the Species"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"E-Mails from the Leeches"
The Lyrics
a thousand spam adverts will await me
my inbox it trembles with these, greatly
the e-mails from the leeches only offering things for sale
get rich quicker quicker, yes, tomorrow
the offer is poor, and you've sent it me before
the e-mails from the leeches only offering things for sale
oh, they sell autographs and
stuff thats known as crap, oh
why you sending this nonsense to me
when I've a cheap supply of pornography? oh,
why you sending this nonsense to me
when I've a cheap supply of pornography?
spy cameras, casinos, and stuff you can't use
miss Britney Spears, photographed in the nude
the e-mails from the leeches only offering things for sale
I want to close my account so quickly
but first I must know, why they picked me
for e-mails from the leeches only offering things for sale
oh, they sell autographs and
stuff thats known as crap, oh
why you sending this nonsense to me
when I've a cheap supply of pornography? oh,
why you sending this nonsense to me
when I've a cheap supply of pornography?
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