Out of number 10, 4 years more
their leadership it seems
losing them members, like those who precede
Too dull, too weedy
People want Tony
not Mr Smith or that Hague too?
Major knew, still want Thatch too

public saw the right
They saw the arguments that were full of sh!te
staggered blind in blundering, blundering
blundering fights

Tory's, will be, History, Don't you know
there they go, obscurity is fine you know
Tory's, will be, History, Don't you know
there they go, obscurity is fine you know

Oh it gets dark, it gets lonely
in Wales and in Scotland too
not won a lot, they've lost the plot
usless guy - Part 2
and now they have shoved, 'Duncan Smith
replaced him, with that ex-B@st@rd

with themselves they just backbite
every time they get the knife it's in their side
staggered blind in blundering, blundering
blundering fights

Tory's, will be, History, Don't you know
there they go, obscurity is fine you know
Tory's, will be, History, Don't you know
there they go, obscurity is fine you know

Ooh now they've had it, lets vote someone else today
Ooh now they've had it, lets vote someone else today
You know Obscu-rity

Tory's, will be, History, Don't you know
there they go, obscurity is fine you know
Tory's, will be, History, Don't you know
there they go, obscurity is fine you know
exist?, we've seen, Tory's come home
you've no votes