(so the nonsene begins)
Prescott fella, two-jags dweller
Deputy PM, ain't that a little funny
round at Tonys place, virtually
though his syntax is suspect
well what did you expect?
champagne socialism
is a description that he gets
caught up in this right wing complacency

yes, the firemans strikes
"get on your bikes"

he opens his mouth, his very big mouth
in the country
watching government defeats
not the food he eats
in the country
the speeches he always fills
with nonsense - paragraphs killed
in the country
oh, and you should see his left arm
with the punch he harms
in the country

he's become a tory, tells a different story
strikes action is no so appalling
so states his own hypocrisy
the railway's balls'd up, nothing here works much
time to lend a hand, while Tony goes and plays the hard man
off to these foreign - ers countrys

for the war to start
Blair departs

we're left with big mouth
the very big mouth
in the country
he easily well impressed
and he likes the first Jag best
in the country
"striking's a pointless act"
is his epitaph
from the country
yes he's mad and he's armed
with a lack of charm
in the country (whoo-oo-ooh)
in the country (whoo-oo-ooh)
in the country

throw, throw him out, he is so daft ,he makes me cry
throw, throw him out, he is so daft ,he makes me cry

his foots in his mouth
his very big mouth
in the country
he easily well impressed
and he likes the first Jag best
in the country
"striking's a pointless act"
is his epitaph
from the country
yes he's mad and he's armed
with a lack of charm
in the country (whoo-oo-ooh)
in the country (whoo-oo-ooh)
in the country