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Song Parodies -> "Buyers of the Porn"

Original Song Title:

"Riders on the Storm"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Buyers of the Porn"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Buyers of the porn,
Buyers of the porn,

into the shops this morn,
other shoppers all know,
it's the top shelf's where we go,
for mag's to take back home,

Buyers of the porn

There's a queue now in tesco's
you know I don'w want them to know
cover it's what I say
'hind the tabloid page
the counter girl is surprised
asks colleagues for the price
- very loudly though

Girl you gotta understand
Girl you gotta understand
the friendship I have
with my own right hand
to the shop at weekends
with other horny men
get it while you can

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Guy DiRito - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
the counter girl is surprised
asks colleagues for the price
- very loudly though

I'm getting a visual: "Hey anyone know the price on this lesbo biker's bitch magazine? Oh and while you're add it look up the price on Ass Masters."
Loved it.
Adagio - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehe...I got that visual too, from watching Golden Girls of all things, wanting to buy condems. WHAT IS THE PRICE ON TWO PACKS OF TROJAN'S? And while you are at it, the blonde wants the lambskin....Black. Not porn, but...good job!
Billy Florio - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job man
Parody Police - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thedoors5.shtml
Wild Man - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, good job!
Michael Pacholek - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
"Beautiful pace and a neat original idea. Some funny but no big money for funny on this one. 5 for pace 3 for funny and 4 for overall." At least, that's what Guy thought when I wrote one with the exact same title four months ago!
Meriadoc - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
And then I made a scene/ when I bought the vaseline/ sliders for my horn... Just promise me you didn't ask the countergirl for "Chick", "Cherry" or "Ooey" (sic sic sic)....
Jim A - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
bugger, someone had done a similar thing before. I've not checked hard enough really. My Bad :-(

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