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Song Parodies -> "(ITV) Digitals Not Gonna Happen"

Original Song Title:

"Alisons Starting to Happen"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"(ITV) Digitals Not Gonna Happen"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

One big cock-up, it was hard to pay for
football companies
they count viewers on just one hand
and even they will leave
I never watched the football here before but now it's up sh*t creek

Digitals not gonna happen
Digitals not gonna happen
Digitals not gonna happen
to me

there's no advertising, revenues, just a stuffed monkey
no one wants to watch it, just to see Stoke, Playing a friendly
a bankrupt business coming apart at the seams today

Digitals not gonna happen
Digitals not gonna happen
Digitals not gonna happen
to me

Footballs one more big business, when you're in the top league
when you're in division one, you still get screwed you see
theres a football ground for sale and teams who must Job Seek
Digitals killed off the football
Digitals helped Man. United
Digitals not gonna happen
To Me

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