and I think "Grey Y-Fronts" when I see you
cause I thought you were boring 'til now
but you got off with that lady, Edwina C.
your wife won't allow you home right now

and everyone says that they're surprised
did not think you had it in you
and like that radio presenter
who's not the only one you screwed

and you don't want people to find out
cause of your party's history of sleaze
when everthing's put in her memoirs
we'll not associate you with peas

and you can't be a whip when you're cheating
with the latest excuse you devise
someone says she works in catering
yeah, you sue them for libel, despite

and you don't want people to find out
cause of your party's history of sleaze
when everthing's put in her memoirs
we'll not associate you with peas

and you don't want people to find out
cause of your party's history of sleaze
when everthing's put in her memoirs
we'll not associate you with peas

we'll not associate you with peas
we'll not associate you with peas
we'll just associate you with sleaze
we'll just associate you with sleaze