If you, If you'd get a goal
throw it away, save it again
the ref thinks your being rude
its a yellow card for you
it should have been one-nil
there goes the premiership
he spent, a million on you
the other team scored two
you should get the ball with your hands
instead you let it land
and they're scoring all the time
its a football game to you

Goalies don't come cheap
you know how much we spent on you
but you're just showing ref's the finger
do we need another winger?
oh, I thought we could score too
but the linesman said offside
he said offside, he said offside

if you, fell down on your side
to get inj'ry time
we may score goals too
and the other team'd loose
I don't want division 2
or middle tables too

Goalies don't come cheap
you know got more shirt sales too
but you're just showing ref's the finger
do we need another winger?
oh, I thought we could score too
but the linesman said offside
he said offside, he said offside