Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Winger"

Original Song Title:

"Linger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cranberries

Parody Song Title:

"Winger"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

A song about football and Manchester Uniteds Goalie
If you, If you'd get a goal
throw it away, save it again
the ref thinks your being rude
its a yellow card for you
it should have been one-nil
there goes the premiership
he spent, a million on you
the other team scored two
you should get the ball with your hands
instead you let it land
and they're scoring all the time
its a football game to you

Goalies don't come cheap
you know how much we spent on you
but you're just showing ref's the finger
do we need another winger?
oh, I thought we could score too
but the linesman said offside
he said offside, he said offside

if you, fell down on your side
to get inj'ry time
we may score goals too
and the other team'd loose
I don't want division 2
or middle tables too

Goalies don't come cheap
you know got more shirt sales too
but you're just showing ref's the finger
do we need another winger?
oh, I thought we could score too
but the linesman said offside
he said offside, he said offside

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.


Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/thecranberries0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 660