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Song Parodies -> "Battle for Free Internet"

Original Song Title:

"Battle Of Who Could Care Less"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ben Folds Five

Parody Song Title:

"Battle for Free Internet"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

been on Am I Right 'til half four
in the morning and now I'm bored
I know there's a phone bill to pay
But it sucks me in, the parodies
the phone bill comes, and christ it hurts
I guess it's time to sell my home

well you'd never guess
fighting the battle for free internet
could've done it on flat rate
sometimes I wish that I could pay

And now B.T. saw me in court
and now I don't want to go to jail
for the net calls I fought
so I tapped a phone line near me
on the police files
on the list of public enemies

well you'd never guess
fighting the battle for free internet
could've done it on flat rate
sometimes I wish that I could pay

I went to AOL, why don't we tap into microsoft's bank savings
fine dollar bills there and
Bill Gates stood over me, and security men in.....
See you in prison once again

Oh I'll maybe try use Netscape
that should speed things up for sure
I stole your online I.D.
and I wanting to go surfing some more

well you'd never guess
fighting the battle for free internet
could've done it on flat rate
sometimes I wish that I could pay

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