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Ben Fold Five

Band Name Origins:

  • they were playing cards when ben, being dealt a lousy hand, threw his cards on the table saying, "and ben folds five", end of story. Submitted by: jokeme
  • Folds said the name sounded better than Ben Folds Three. Submitted by: plasket

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • Wouldn't be so stupid if there were 5 people in the band. Maybe he failed math..... Submitted by: Cerulean

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Heist"Heist is nowhere in the lyrics, it should be either "Where Diet Soda Flows" or "Don't Pay The Tab ('Till The Last Drop)" - Chris
"Song for the Dumped"The Refrain mostly says "Give me my Money Back, you b***h". But if Ben Folds used that as the title, it would get bleeped every time. - Paul Warren

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Who Will You Run To?""Army," Ben Folds FiveBrian Kelly

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Crick" originally "Brick"
("I got a crick in my neck...")
nally
"Brink" originally "Brick"
as in "on the brink of (whatever)"
nally
"Trick" originally "Brick"
nally
"Buick" originally "Brick"
who cares what my name is
"One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Feces" originally "One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces"
Jessica Childress

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Army""American Nazi Party"Matthias
"One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces""One Hungry Wolf and 200 Ovine Pieces"MrMacphisto
"Army""Song For The Drunk"Adam Simko
"Brick""Hick"Peter (the Reader)
"Brick""Hick"Peter (the Reader)
"Not the Same""Not Insane"Peter (the Reader)
"The Luckiest""The (Un)Luckiest"Peter (the Reader)
"Golden Slumbers""Golden Summers"Peter (the Reader)
"Army""Bacardi"Ethan Mawyer
"Rik""Brick"Mike Armstrong

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
BrickThe Indiana Brick CouncilPeter (the Reader)
ArmyArmy RecruitingJake311

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn FacesLittle People of AmericaCooper
ArmyThe US ArmyCooper Stimson
LullabyeInsomnia HotlineGrom
BrickKeira Knightly's Answering Machinepickle*
FairAny Self Respecting RepublicanKevin Breslin
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Pink Houses
   John Cougar Mellencamp
Brick
   Ben Folds Five
Pink Brick Houses
Martha Hankins
Do You Wanna Dance?
   The Mamas & The Papas
The Last Polka
   Ben Folds Five
Do You Wanna Dance The Last Polka?
Raphael
So We Danced Again
   Deborah Harry
The Last Polka
   Ben Folds Five
So We Danced The Last Polka - Again
It it's the last one, why dance it again?
Jellybean
My Name Is
   Eminem
Kate
   Ben Folds Five
My Name Is Kate
Raphael
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Ben Folds Chevelle #5
Chevelle combined with Ben Folds Five
Get it Chevelle? Chanel?
Submitted By: rocky
Ben Folds Five For Fighting
Ben Folds Five combined with Five For Fighting
No one came up with this before now??
Submitted By: Martha Hankins
Ben Folds 5000
Ben Folds Five combined with Powerman 5000
Of course, there would actually only be 3000 members.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Ben Folds Jackson Five
Ben Folds Five combined with Jackson Five
Submitted By: JD

Misheard Lyrics:

"Brick"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a creek and I'm drowning slowly.
Original Lyrics:
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly.
"One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a big-headed boy.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm big and important.
"Brick"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cos I was tired of lion.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I was tired of lying.
"Kate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gather 'round the secret guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Gather 'round and sing the guitar.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Brick"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cos I was tired of lion.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I was tired of lying.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Michelle

I was playing the song for my friend last year and I was really into it, you know, making her really listen and singing along and everything. When it got to this part, it got really quiet so I just mouthed the words and she looked at me like I was crazy and asked, 'Why was he tired of a lion?'

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Julianne"
The Funny Lyrics:
I met this girl she looked like Axel Rose
Why They're Funny:
yeah...i find it's funny to draw a comparison between a girl and the Guns'n'Roses frontman..lol
Submitted by: TimmyTheTurtle
"Sports and Wine"
The Funny Lyrics:
Girls don't understand it
Anything you say
I don't understand it either
Guess that makes me gay
Why They're Funny:
So true...
Submitted by: Thunderbolt
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Narcolepsy"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Cause I'm not tired, I'm not tired.
I'm not tired, I'm not tired.
I'm not tired, I'm not tired etc...
Why They're Repetitive:
very repetitive and probably the most annoying of all Ben's songs.
Submitted by: Michael
 

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Lullabye"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
We walked past the tarmac and boarded the craft,
The rain had me chilled to the bones,
Just the three of us took flight that night,
Uncle Richard, me, and James Earl Jones
Why They're Nonsensical:
The only possible interpretation of these lines that I could come up with is, maybe he was watching 'Star Wars' on the plane with his Uncle Richard or something.
Submitted by: Bevy
 

Insulting Lyrics:

"Song For The Dumped"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I want my money back.
Give me my money back
you b*tch.
I want my money back
you b*tch, and my black shirt.
Why They're Insulting:
Hmm? If I was a girl and someone called me a b*tch there's no way in hell he'd get his money or his black shirt back from me.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Brick"
The Insulting Lyrics:
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
Why They're Insulting:
Could anyone think of anything more insulting to call someone...
Submitted by: verity
There are additional Insulting lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Steven's Last Night In Town"
The Lyrics:
Won us over with stories about Linda McCartney.
Who They Mention:
Linda McCartney, Paul McCartney's first wife.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Army"
Opening Lines:
Well, I thought about the army.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Brick"
The Lyrics:
Her mom and dad went down to Charlotte
They're not home to find us out
Why:
Charlotte, North Carolina. By the way, the band was formed in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
 
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