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Song Parodies -> "Forever with Blue Screen"

Original Song Title:

"Forever in Blue Jeans"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Forever with Blue Screen"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Money talks
and evil Microsoft they just want more
the operating system seems to me
it's permanantly
forever with blue screen

Version 3
was more reliable than this XP
and it'll always be
but now today, my PC stays
forever in Blue Screen

Maybe it fights
maybe it fights, just to try but I know it'll die
working around but I've found it's like that by design

Money talks
and there's a company that Microsoft bought
and its designs used to work perfectly
but now they just seem
forever with blue screen, babe

Bill Gates seems
to ruin everything with company
and Linux won't make me
angry today, unlike that way
forever with blue screen

Maybe it fights
maybe it fights, just to try but I know it'll die
working around but I've found it's like that by design

when Bill Gates talks
well the products not as good as the thought
they've got my credit card details you see
Microsoft and me
forever with blue screen
and it's the colour of my cash they see
in anger here's me
forever with blue screen, babe

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Billy Florio - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved this, Jim! But lets see how many people know what the blue screen was/is. I havent encountered it in along time, but I used to fall in to that damn fault over and over again with windows 95!
Yoness - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I've been getting a few blue screens of death lately but I use Windows 2000
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
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