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Song Parodies -> "Get The Railways Sorted"

Original Song Title:

"Get The Party Started"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Get The Railways Sorted"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Stephen Byers
I'm running late so you better, you better get the railways sorted
I'm running late so you better, you better get the railways sorted

Got the train to london on a saturday night
and nobodies expecting me to arrive
can't use the mobile cause it makes me quite sick
took 'em 50 minutes to get past warwick
the toilet is broke, and the window is jammed
crapped into the bin, wiped my ass with my hand
I'm running late so you better, you better get the railways sorted
I'm running late so you better, you better get the railways sorted

slow down over points here, break down at milton keynes
got the taxi last night, walkings quicker it seems
Tony Blair is freakin', and we get nowhere fast
Stephen Byers falls down when he's kissin' blairs ass
Pull up outside Euston, the bus stops not far
Licensed taxi guys run out from the nearest bar
I'm running late so you better, you better get the railways sorted
I'm running late so you better, you better get the railways sorted
get the railways sorted

Caught a late connection, though the train broke down too
everybodies shouting and moaning as they do
tried to start the train up, never did alight
we'll be pushing it home sometime later tonight
railway operators never take anytime
they'll always be concerned with the bottom line
I'm running late so you better, you better get the railways sorted
I'm running late so you better, you better get the railways sorted
I'm running late so you better, you better get the railways sorted
I'm running late so you better, you better get the railways sorted

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