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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Sly For A Dead Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Sly For A Dead Guy"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

a cheerful song about faking your death and identity theft
Get into your coffin, uh-huh uh-huh
Get into your coffin, uh-huh uh-huh
Get into your coffin, uh-huh uh-huh
And all the mourners say I'm pretty sly for a dead guy

Uno corpse (dead), so the forensics says

You know it's kinda hard, just to fake your death today
Technology's moved on, we've discovered DNA
My passport is brand new, and my old name's off the file
Say I look like my old self, and I'll offer a denial

So just escape, and change your name
You know you're not really that person anyway
Gonna try and feel, that your death's real
But not that way, but not that way
Cause your end was faked, and death's a good tax break
At least you know you can enjoy your death once again
The world loves mysteries, hey hey, get that new ID

Get into your coffin, uh-huh uh-huh
Get into your coffin, uh-huh uh-huh
Get into your coffin, uh-huh uh-huh
And all the mourners say I'm pretty sly for a dead guy

You need to grow a beard, if you stay near where you died
But the glasses will not do, as they're blurring up your sight
Now cruisin' through your hometown, just to see the things it lacks
You know that it's you, and now you're never coming back

So just escape, and change your name
You know you're not really that person anyway
Gonna try and feel, that your death's real
But not that way, but not that way
Cause your end was faked, and death's a good tax break
At least you know you can enjoy your death once again
The world loves mysteries, hey hey, get that new ID

Now you're seeing the police, yeah, they know what you've done
On passport "Age - 13", in appearance "31"
And now your I.D's found out, and you're in deep sh*t
But as you're still dead, you're not, someone who exists

Get into your coffin, uh-huh uh-huh
Get into your coffin, uh-huh uh-huh
Get into your coffin, uh-huh uh-huh
Uno corpse (dead), so the forensics says

So just escape, and change your name
You know you're not really that person anyway
Gonna try and feel, that your death's real
But not that way, but not that way
Cause your end was faked, and death's a good tax break
At least you know you can enjoy your death once again
The world loves mysteries,
The world needs mysteries,
The world loves mysteries,
Lets get some more fake ID
hey hey, get that new ID

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