It's my fault my stuff's incomprehensible
But though the spelling is poor it's still fixable
Every twenty errors I say I will change
Proofreading just bores me just look there
how should that line have read?

So Corrections I don't wanna use a spellchecker
rather leave in those misplaced letters
the dictionary in its plastic cover
Use it? I can't be bothered
Correction, this song may seem to ramble
meaning is hard to wrangle
Touch typing is not really my forte
"is that one more typo?" you say

where's the punctuation gone seems to be sod all
That's why the errors we find are all typical
But you gotta know it's the thought that counts
the parody is downloaded now
that's when mistakes stand out

So Corrections I don't wanna use a spellchecker
rather leave in those misplaced letters
the dictionary in its plastic cover
Use it? I can't be bothered
Correction, this song may seem to ramble
meaning is hard to wrangle
Touch typing is not really my forte
"is that one more typo?" you say
No way, no no no no

Voice recognition software won't help me
can't understand my accent so easy
and I'm not clear

This is corrected, but moronic
It's simplistic - vaguely comic
Typos you may just see
not intentionally
But you can write it
Rehearse it
Or rush it of course
But don't use spellchecks here
don't use spellchecks here boy

Corrections I don't wanna use a spellchecker
rather leave in those misplaced letters
the dictionary in its plastic cover
Use it? I can't be bothered
Correction, this song may seem to ramble
meaning is hard to wrangle
Touch typing is not really my forte
"is that one more typo?" you say
Get away
Get away
Eh
Eh
Eh
Get away
It all falls apart in my hands again
Get away
It all falls apart in my hands again
Get away
Get away