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Song Parodies -> "Free Toothpaste for Life"

Original Song Title:

"A Design for Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Manic Street Preachers

Parody Song Title:

"Free Toothpaste for Life"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Dentists gave us power,
tooth floss came and made us free
what price now, for a big bottle of listerine
I wish I had a toothbrush
right here on that grey molar
and that filling, would not cause me this pain

I don't wear the brace now
and that tooth cap fell out
and though they're turning green again
and I'm told I need false teeth in

Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life

I wish my teeth were plastic
and not attached to me
'cos using council water
Is so nearly free

I still eat hamburgers
I get sweets and I munch
and though they're turning green again
and I'm told I need a filling

Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life

I still eat hamburgers
I get sweets and I munch
and though they're turning green again
and I'm told I need a filling

Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 26

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