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Song Parodies -> "Beckham"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven"

Original Performer:

Dj Sammy

Parody Song Title:

"Beckham"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

. . . and before anyone says, I know it's a Bryan Adams cover
David you're all that they want
and the Tabloids camp in your yard
the headlines they all seem to be
about Beckham

oh, stories about football we just seem
to constantly have to read
not about what's on the field

now, he's gone shopping in South Italy
leaving Manchester for sure
that story's old now
but we'll be reading it once more

David you're all that they want
and the Tabloids camp in your yard
the headlines they all seem to be
about Beckham

and money's all that you need
but football plays less of a part
in all the tabloids stories
about Beckham

Ahh, nothing his wife does is comment free
but that pop star's had her day
that don't matter now
they still report what she says

David you're all that they want
and the Tabloids camp in your yard
the headlines they all seem to be
about Beckham

and money's all that you need
but football plays less of a part
in all the tabloids stories
about Beckham

now that haircut's fairly new
but your dress sense is still bad
yeah, we'll be reading about you

David you're all that they want
and the Tabloids camp in your yard
the headlines they all seem to be
about Beckham

and money's all that you need
but football plays less of a part
in all the tabloids stories
about Beckham

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