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Original Song Title:

"Reach"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

S Club 7

Parody Song Title:

"Drink"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Soberness, leaves you feeling blue
you need alcohol, buy a bitter or two
when it seems, you see one of me
and now the bar is miles away, just to double your view

we've got to buy drinks together
your round, pay for another
never ever forget that
kebab meat replaces good food

Head, to the bar, drink every pint of lager
Head, to the bar, I need an appetizer
Head, to the bar, and when the beer spills all over you
thats when its time to get pub food

Theres a pint, waiting just for you
it's not a shandy, it's full ale that is true
drink away, till you loose your view
stagger down the road, leave your pants behind you

you've got, gotta keep drinking
you've got, have gotta stop thinking
never ever forget that
kebab meat replaces good food

Head, to the bar, drink every pint of lager
Head, to the bar, I need an appetizer
Head, to the bar, and when the beer spills all over you
thats when its time to get pub food

don't stare into all that beer you're sold
4-point-2 percent of that's alcohol
no-one knows if the glass has been cleaned
there's a lager that you need
there's a splashing on your feet
i said head

Head, to the bar, drink every pint of lager
Head, to the bar, I need an appetizer
Head, to the bar, and when the beer spills all over you
thats when its time to get pub food

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