Oh send him off ref, that was a penalty
he's walking wounded, not with an injury

hey, so glad that west brom won
yeah, now half the team has gone
hey, so glad you can fake groin strain

so transfer list them, with the rest of the team
they're from division one, down to division three

hey, so glad that west brom won
yeah, now half the team has gone
hey, there's only Warnock now

when he wakes up, in casualty
its not real he must confess
dropping a goal here, somewhere in sheffield
and now the ref says he is not impressed

second divsion, will surely beckon
now sheffield wednesday aren't as bad as you
west bromwich albion, won't play you again
can you stay up, or will you be sent down

you better watch out, cause the replay
will get you caught out, what you'll get fined for

hey, so glad that west brom won
yeah, now half the team has gone
hey, there's only Warnock now

when he wakes up, in casualty
the goalie lied he must confess
its still a three - nil win, and you're goalless
sheffields best? i am not impressed
second divsion, will surely beckon
now sheffield wednesday aren't as bad as you

you're in the conference
now your tickets are cheap
now your tickets are cheap