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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Amiright"

Original Song Title:

"Heartlight"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye Amiright"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Attacked again
The things that they say unkind
Well sometimes it's how I rhyme
My feeble attempts at humor reek

I throw down my pen
I meant to post one they'd read
Their black and white rules are just too gray
I feel that the time has come to say

Goodbye Amiright
Now it's time to sign off and go
Hope to make that cynic pro's
Cold heart get filled with glee
Goodbye Amiright
Here's a riddle, who is just too mean?
Head's a filled up balloon
I'll pursue my life rewriting tunes...you will see

I'm writin' down a poem
Who's really checking the pace?
This poem's the most excellent one of all
Why should I stay here if you...don't...like...me

Goodbye Amiright
Now it's time to sign off and go
Hope to make that cynic pro's
Cold heart get filled with glee
Goodbye Amiright
Here's a riddle, who is just too mean?
Head's a filled up balloon
I'll pursue my life rewriting tunes...you will see

This poem's the most excellent one of all
Why should I stay here if you...don't...like...me

Goodbye Amiright
Now it's time to sign off and go
Hope to make that cynic pro's
Cold heart get filled with glee
Goodbye Amiright
Here's a riddle, who is just too mean?
Head's a filled up balloon
I'll pursue my life rewriting tunes...you will see

Goodbye Amiright now
Goodbye Amiright now

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Rick C - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good work, 555
Agrimorfee - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Tim, this is so sad. Don't leave!:)
Paul Robinson - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Hope this is just a sneaky ploy to get votes, Tim...Honestly, I hope you are kidding...would miss you. OH...here's your damn 5's ~ ~ ~
John ("Valli") Barry - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, won't you stay? 5s
Johnny ("Frankie") D - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Just a little bit longer? 5s
Rex ("Four Seasons") Ungericht - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Please please please please please say that you will.
Tim Mayfield - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Ploy, no. I actually wrote this back during the Mavis incident... I didn't know at the time how to react without showing an artist's touchy-feely nerve-racked emotional-outburst kind of thing. Only twice in my life have I encountered an opinion in someone so opposite, so illogical, so foreign to my understanding that it defies comprehension. One was a person who rented a video thinking Tom Cruise was in the movie but wanted their money back because (even though it was a good movie that they enjoyed) Tom Cruise was not in the movie. (huh?) The other time was a father who let his 8 year old son watch an 'R' rated Eddie Murphy movie and then wanted his money back because it was offensive and not suitable for his son to watch. (huh?) Anyway, I am not going anywhere. Not when I can keep uploading pun-filled poetry!
Red Ant - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad you aren't leaving Tim.

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