Song Parodies ->Authors -> Tim Mayfield
Hi. Tim Mayfield here. I got my start in song parodies by re-writing songs that I got bored with. In high school I was a Dr Demento fan and submitted a few things which he didn't use because they were only on paper. I did have a parody read over the air on an AM radio country station during the Dodger's baseball strike in the mid 1980's, a parody of the National Anthem.I was a music major (clarinet) but dropped out of school due to insufficient funds. I have had two songs recorded where I wrote the lyrics. Mostly I write for the enjoyment, and have found it to be too expensive to do this kind of thing professionally.
I write original lyrics (country or christian) and parody lyrics. I have only written a few original songs (words and music). I find it difficult since I have a clarinet background to put the right chords or piano notation together. I have lost track of how many lyrics I have written, but I have three big binders full and I know that I've missed quite a few still. My advice: don't write on the back of junk mail, it'll get thrown out without a second glance. :(
Professionally, I have opted for a more stable income. I am very computer literate and on the side I do video slideshows and video editing.
I like writing puns into my lyrics and I like a comedy twist in there as well. As you can tell by reading my wording, I like prose (and cons) and I love to tell stories. Ballads are also fun. I consider myself a closet eclectic, and my closet is overflowing. I hate being told "DKTOS" but I understand it's difficult if you only listen to a single genre.
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hum They Told Me | The Little Drummer Boy | Traditional | 2005-02-09 |
| Stone-Age Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 2005-10-13 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
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| Along Comes Kerry | Along Comes Mary | The Bloodhound Gang | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 61 | |
| The Parrot I'm Hitting | Paradise City | Guns N' Roses | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 62 | |
| Man! You Punch Like A Woman! | Man! I Feel Like A Woman! | Shania Twain | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 551 | |
| All I Want To Do Is Eat Lunch With You | All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You | Heart | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 80 | |
| I Collect Winnie the Pooh | King of the Road | Roger Miller | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Nonsensical Jive | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.2 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 51 | |
| Bling Bling | Word Up | Cameo | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 130 | |
| I Banged My Knee | Under The Sea | The Little Mermaid | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 143 | |
| The Christmas Brat Song | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 71 | |
| Fridge With A Troubled Motor | Bridge Over Troubled Waters | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Here Comes The Nun | Here Comes The Sun | George Harrison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Bumble Bees | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 66 | |
| I May Be White | You May Be Right | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 59 | |
| Sores In The Strangest Places | Friends In Low Places | Garth Brooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| He's Back In Town | Cathy's Clown | Everly Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Penguin Platter (sequel to Here Comes The Nun) | Here Comes The Sun | George Harrison | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 48 | |
| My Computer's Too Slow | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 72 | |
| Still Tastes So Disgusting | She's Always A Woman | Billy Joel | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 54 | |
| Aren't Your Clothes A Bit Tight? | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 166 | |
| A Vow of Silence | Sound of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 57 | |
| That Line Doesn't Rhyme | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Snacking On This Food All Day | Sitting on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 57 | |
| Gonna Take A Lot Of Butter | Gonna Take A Lot Of River | Oak Ridge Boys | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 54 | |
| Panhandler | Maneater | Hall and Oates | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| I Hate Liver | Old Man River | Rodgers and Hammerstein | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 183 | |
| When A Man Bugs The Office | When A Man Loves A Woman | Percy Sledge | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Tattletales on the Politically Incorrect | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Julia Ward Howe | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 65 | |
| This Mac Is Not My Own | This World Is Not My Own | J.R. Baxter, Jr. | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 68 | |
| Baritone | Kodachrome | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Duck Callin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| My Cousin Hit A Tree | My Country Tis of Thee | Samuel Francis Smith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| My Unfinished Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 77 | |
| Pickin' On The Ones' Guy | Smokin' In The Boys Room | Brownsville Station | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 56 | |
| Pony Pony | Mony Mony | Billy Idol | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 76 | |
| Pate Tonight | Heartache Tonight | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| I Stay In A Hangar | Away In The Manger | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| A Little Brown Won't Hurt The Ham | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 67 | |
| Free From Bugs | Isn't She Lovely | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Pun That Will Kill 'Em | One In A Million | Oak Ridge Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Big Bad Pitbull Teeth | Poor, Poor Pitiful Me | Terri Clark | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 350 | |
| Working In His Pajamas | Copa Cabana | Barry Manilow | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 72 | |
| Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 74 | |
| Spiced Chicken Wings | Tight Fitting Jeans | Conway Twitty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 653 | |
| Blister | Drifter | Sylvia | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 65 | |
| Flat Tires | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 68 | |
| On A Course With OJ | A Horse With No Name | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Ban Those Voting Less Than Two | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do | Lenny Welch | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 51 | |
| Where's The Corne Parc An Venton? | Oh When The Saints Go Marching In | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 55 | |
| Annoying Oner's Boy | The Little Drummer Boy | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| She Just Farted And My Breath Is Gone | She Just Started Liking Cheatin' Songs | Alan Jackson | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 70 | |
| Why Don't You Give My Money Back? | What If Jesus Comes Back Like That? | Collin Raye | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Don't Ban Me Please From Amiright | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 49 | |
| Oh Come For A Plate Full | Oh Come All Ye Faithful | Traditional | 4.4 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 63 | |
| Finally Got It Right | Blinded By The Light | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 67 | |
| Cry Right Away | I'll Fly Away | Statler Brothers | 4.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 61 | |
| I Hate When I'm Home Alone | Back On The Farm | The Thompson Brothers Band | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 48 | |
| Orangy Fingers | Boney Fingers | Hoyt Axton | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 54 | |
| There's A New Deer In Town | There's A New Kid In Town | Alan Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Walking In A Garden (Eve's Lament) | Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 55 | |
| Guide Cause I'm Smeagol | Fly Like An Eagle | Steve Miller | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 49 | |
| The Bedding Song (Need More Suds) | The Wedding Song (There Is Love) | Petula Clark | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 39 | |
| Did Your Mother Teach You To Pout? | Does Your Mother Know? | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| These Guys Are High | The Tide Is High | Atomic Kittens | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 61 | |
| Still... You Journey On | Emerson, Lake & Palmer | Still... You Turn Me On | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| There's 50 Ads A Day In My Inbox | It Never Rains In Southern California | Albert Hammond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Chocolate Snacks We're Bringing | Christmas Bells Are Ringing | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| No 'L' | The First Noel | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 68 | |
| The Site Before Christmas | Twas The Night Before Christmas | Traditional | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| A Darling Little Kitty Can Do | A Town Without Pity | Gene Pitney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| I Can Breathe Clearly Now That Santa's Gone | I Can See Clearly Now | Johhny Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Hope Harry Potter Will Soon Learn Why | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| So Into Shoes | So Into You | Atlanta Rhythm Section | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Cross-Eyed Barber | Long-Necked Bottle | Garth Brooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| There They Go A'Charging | Here We Come A'Caroling | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| It's Springtime | Summertime | Billie Holiday | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Pop Off The Top | Bop Till You Drop | Rockapella | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Every Muscle In My Back Is Sore | Every Light In The House | Trace Adkins | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 74 | |
| Hail To The Chef | Joy To The World | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Parish | Cherish | The Association | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Super Gals In Sequined Gowns Were Wearing Red Galo | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 198 | |
| 50 Ways That You Can Bug Her | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 110 | |
| Puppet Glove | Puppy Love | Donny Osmond | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Hung Too Soon | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 41 | |
| On Bowling Night | Oh Holy Night | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| King of Wide-Load | King of the Road | Roger Miller | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 62 | |
| I'm Not Out Of Danger | Away In A Manger | Traditional | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 67 | |
| Shoppers Yell | Silver Bells | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 68 | |
| We Decorate For Christmas | We Need a Little Christmas | Jerry Herman (Mame Musical) | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 90 | |
| Old McDougal | Old MacDonald | Traditional | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Twas The Light Before Citrus | Twas The Night Before Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 54 | |
| I Couldn't Change The Tire | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 73 | |
| The Crappiest Singer In The Top 40 Today | The Happiest Girl In the Whole USA | Donna Fargo | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 57 | |
| Go See Dolly (She's Got A Nice Pear) | Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) | Travis Tritt | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 48 | |
| Who's Beatin' Who | Who's Cheatin' Who | Alan Jackson | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 89 | |
| Under The Seat | Under The Sea | The Little Mermaid | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 69 | |
| Hole In My Door Screen | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Taste It Good Pie | Kiss Him Goodbye | Nylons | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 49 | |
| Hooked On Chocolate | Hooked On A Feeling | Blue Swede | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 68 | |
| Go West, You Married Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Irish I Was A Pixie | I Wish I Was In Dixie | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| I Fell Off The Six Foot Runway | Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Reasons I Sleep | Reasons I Cheat | Randy Travis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Randolph, The Red-Faced Sailor | Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Crawling On You | Calling On You | Stryper | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| I'm Down To My Last M&M | I'm Down To My Last Cigarette | K. D. Lang | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| That's Annoying | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 76 | |
| Light Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 53 | |
| Auld Lang Syne | Long Long Time | Linda Ronstadt | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 164 | |
| Our Frog Is An Awful Frog | Our God Is An Awesome God | Rich Mullins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| I Need A Hero (Where Have All The Burgers Gone?) | I Need A Hero | Bonni Tyler | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 155 | |
| Hum They Told Me | The Little Drummer Boy | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 231 | |
| That's What Men Are For | That's What Friends Are For | Dionne Warwick | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| It Didn't Want To Keep Them On (The Clapper Years) | I Didn't Mean To Turn You On | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 37 | |
| Even The Tights Fit Better | Even The Nights Are Better | Air Supply | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 71 | |
| Keep 'Em This Year | Hip To Be Square | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| We Three Pigs | We Three Kings | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Why We Speed | What You Need | INXS | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 48 | |
| Better Deals | Silver Bells | Traditional | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| Why Is It So Cold? | Mary Did You Know? | Michael English | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 57 | |
| Medieval Woman | Evil Woman | Electric Light Orchestra | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 1329 | |
| You're A Baby | In The Navy | The Village People | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 48 | |
| Aladdin's A Pain | Never Been To Spain | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Changed By These Bites | One Of These Nights | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Betcha Spray That | Betcha Say That | Gloria Estefan | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 50 | |
| Hard To Be That Scary | Hard To Say I'm Sorry | Chicago | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 55 | |
| Our Cat Is An Outdoor Cat | Our God Is An Awesome God | Rich Mullins | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 58 | |
| Pop Off The Top! Ants! Ants! | Bop Till You Drop | The Nylons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Bend Like Me | Friend Like Me | Aladdin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Take A Swing At The Pinata | Two Pina Coladas | Garth Brooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| If Not For Glue | If Not For You | Olivia Newton John | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| I Tripped On Her Hair | Hip To Be Square | Huey Lewis & the News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Can You Feel The Bugs Tonight? | Can You Feel The Love Tonight? | Elton John | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 61 | |
| Me And My Ego | Me And My Arrow | Harry Nilsson | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 53 | |
| Put Your Foot In Your Mouth | Put Your Hand In The Hand | Ocean | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 70 | |
| Let Me Use The Restroom | Silver Threads and Golden Needles | Linda Ronstadt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Hope My Turns Can All Be Rights | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| When Irish Pies Are Piling | When Irish Eyes Are Smiling | Chauncey Olcott & George Graff, Jr. | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 52 | |
| My Boots Are Full of Tasty Pies | America The Beautiful | Katharine Lee Bates | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 55 | |
| Back On The Air | Believe It Or Not (Greatest American Hero Theme Song) | Joey Scarbury | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 85 | |
| Sixteen Units | Sixteen Tons | Merle Travis | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 65 | |
| That's How I Am | Just As I Am | Charlotte Elliot | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 79 | |
| After The Mil Is Gone | After The Thrill Is Gone | The Eagles | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 57 | |
| From 25 To 34 | 25 Or 6 To 4 | Chicago | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 115 | |
| All My Shows Are In HDTV | Border Song | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| They're Building Her Stairways Uneven | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 63 | |
| Something Got On My Tie | Ghost Riders In the Sky | Vaughn Monroe | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 64 | |
| Have You Told Anybody? | A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 4.2 | 3.6 | 4.1 | 65 | |
| I Want To Send You Spam | I Want To Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 51 | |
| Baby Denise | Prince Ali | Disney's Aladdin | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 76 | |
| Cut It With A Buzz Saw | Heard It In A Love Song | Marshall Tucker Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 78 | |
| The Eye of Sauron | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Painless | Shameless | Garth Brooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Cop Radar Hidden 'Round (Driving In A One Porsche | For What It's Worth (Stop, Hey What's That Sound) | Buffalo Springfield | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 177 | |
| Martha My Pies | Doctor My Eyes | Jackson Browne | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 45 | |
| Those Toddlers | Cool Water | Sons of the Pioneers | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 57 | |
| Peptobismol Every Time | Love Potion #9 | The Clovers | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 68 | |
| Fajitas at El Torito Cocina | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Slay Me | Play Me | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Cacklin' Ghosts | Cracklin' Rosie | Neil Diamond | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 47 | |
| I Can't Spell It Right | I Can't Tell You Why | The Eagles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 51 | |
| Spiders, Leave My Wife Alone | Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 53 | |
| Slug Me Tomorrow | Love Me Tomorrow | Chicago | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Hundred Acre Wood | Seven Bridges Road | The Eagles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 70 | |
| Code Sequel In My Sleep | Walk A Mile In My Shoes | Joe South | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Tolkien | Broken | Seether | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| There's a Foal In The Attic | There's A Hole In The Bucket | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 60 | |
| Plane Props Keep Fallin' In My Bed | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | BJ Thomas | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 55 | |
| White-Out | Wipe Out | The Surfaris | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 76 | |
| I'm Gonna Marry A Psycho | I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home | David Firzzell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 296 | |
| Game Huntin' Schemes | Tight Fittin' Jeans | Conway Twitty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| She Ain't Ready, Just Like Mother | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | The Hollies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| I'm Only In It For The Grub | I'm Only In It For The Love | John Conlee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Britney Spears | Tracks Of My Tears | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 63 | |
| Donde Gato? | Desperado | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Soaker Tub | Spiderman Theme Song | TV Theme | 4.5 | 3.2 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| Wait Until The French Fries Cool | Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue | Crystal Gayle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| There Was A Cow That Made Ice Cream | House Of The Rising Sun | The Animals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| I am Drumming | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Wide Flap (I Can't Believe That They Ripped) | White Flag | Dido | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Rubber Hoses Up Yer Noses | Paper Roses | Marie Osmond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Can't Stop Rubbing You | Can't Stop Loving You | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| One Donkey Will Sometimes Know | One Monkey Don't Stop No Show | Honey Cone | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Every Doc I Owe Is Billing Me | Everything I Love Is Killing Me | Alan Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Won't Need My Money When I Die | Everything I Love Is Killing Me | Alan Jackson | 5.0 | 1.0 | 5.0 | 196 | |
| Hibernations | Good Vibrations | Beach Boys | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 54 | |
| I Am The Body Double Of That Hunk Called Allan Qua | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Don't Ask My Wife | Don't Ask Me Why | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| If Snails Had A Mailbox | If Hell Had A Jukebox | Travis Tritt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| They're My Lyrics | It's My Party | Lesley Gore | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 48 | |
| Getting Ziggy With It | Gettin Jiggy Wit It | Will Smith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Stuff My Wife Has Never Wore | The Raven | Edgar Allen Poe | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 431 | |
| Big Pit Bull | Brown Eyed Girl | Van Morrison | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Turning Down 'The Mouse' | Burning Down The House | Talking Heads | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 47 | |
| Pops Got The Measles | Pop Goes The Weasel | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 59 | |
| There's No Sun In Washington | Tomorrow | Annie Cast | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Poems So Deranged | Home On The Range | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 496 | |
| Found by Cylons | Sound of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| You Sue Michael, I'll Sue Cher | I'll Be There | Jackson 5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| I Can't Sleep Thanks To The Muckleshoot | I Can't Help Falling In Love With You | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Fly Me To Naboo | Fly Me To The Moon | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Have Ya Got Some Tortillas | In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 58 | |
| Always The Programmer's Fault | Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | 4.5 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 62 | |
| Tai Chi Chai Tea Bang Thang | Chitty Chitty Bang Bang | Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Cast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| It's So Easy (To Swallow Bugs) | It's So Easy | Linda Ronstadt | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 71 | |
| Overboard | Why Me (Why Me, Lord) | Kris Kristofferson | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 116 | |
| Don't Serve Moonshine To King Kong | Ain't No Sunshine (When She's Gone) | Bill Withers | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 53 | |
| Like My Virgins | Like A Virgin | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Snape Wins - Harry Dies | The Platters | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 65 | |
| Eight Legs I Freak! | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Jello Dessert Queen | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| That Neville Stood Up To Harry | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 3.3 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 52 | |
| Sixteen Puns | Sixteen Tons | Merle Travis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| This Spam Must End | It's Raining Men | Geri Halliwell | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Park In The Yellow Get Towed | Better The Devil You Know | Kylie Minogue | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Yo' Homey Night | O Holy Night | Adolphe Charles Adam | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| This Movie's Too Long | Your Song | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| My Favorite Scenes | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Barbecued Unicorn | The Unicorn | The Irish Rovers | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 80 | |
| SWAT Teams Decked Out In Kevlar | Strawberry Fields Forever | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Ye Ol' Scottish Loch | The Old Rugged Cross | Traditional Hymn | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Just Cause I Made You Some Toast | Just When I Needed You Most | Randy Vanwarmer | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 61 | |
| Your Hickey Bite's Making My Neck Sore | The Whiskey Ain't Working | Travis Tritt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Goodbye Amiright | Heartlight | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 45 | |
| Get Me A Hammer (Smash These Awful CD's) | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Beer In Heaven | Tears In Heaven | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 1013 | |
| Moo-day Moo-day | Monday Monday | The Mamas And The Papas | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 60 | |
| Elevator's Online With The Sound Of Muzak | The Sound Of Music | Julie Andrews | 4.4 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 71 | |
| Don't Let Them Club My Legs | Baby I Love Your Way | Peter Frampton | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 55 | |
| Monkey Boy | Tarzan Boy | Baltimora | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Sue The Doctor | Frere Jacques | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Show Me The Money | Mony, Mony | Billy Idol | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 65 | |
| Martha Stewart | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 48 | |
| It Seems That Somebody Typed My Written Code Wrong | Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song | B.J. Thomas | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 46 | |
| Use The Loo | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 44 | |
| Stone-Age Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 70 | |
| How Do I Give | How Do I Live (Without You) | LeAnn Rimes | 4.5 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Couldn't Keep The Balloon Full (In The Parade) | Everything Is Beautiful (In Its Own Way) | Ray Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Pins and Needles Hurt Me So | London Bridge Is Falling Down | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 60 | |
| IM, she said | I Am, I Said | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Pounds In Low Places | Friends In Low Places | Garth Brooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Natural Blonde | Handy Man | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Flyin' South (Plucky's Song) | Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 55 | |
| How Do Ye Plead On Majick? | Do You Believe In Magic? | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 42 | |
| A Real Pain In My Neck | Candle In The Wind | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| If I Were A Hit Man | If I Were A Rich Man | Fiddler On The Roof | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Color My Girl | Colour My World | Petula Clark | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| The Devil Went Down To Baja | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Old School | Joe Cool | B.B. King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| The Vampire | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Choose Wise Or Fret | Sunrise, Sunset | Fiddler on the Roof | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| I Need A New Judge | I Want A New Drug | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.1 | 59 | |
| What If Smaug Was Killed By Us | One Of Us | Joan Osborne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Fraid Of Jacko | Freres Jacques | French Folk Song | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 93 | |
| He's On Trial As A Pedophile | Never Smile At A Crocodile | Peter Pan Soundtrack | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 81 | |
| The Twelve Days of Court Case | The Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 338 | |
| It Don't Matter To Sheep | It Don't Matter To Me | Bread | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| St. Peter's Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 55 | |
| I Maimed A Mime At Christmastime | I Saw Three Ships (On Christmas Day) | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| I'm Dreading This Year's Lite Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| I Got Fired For Christmas | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Bing Crosby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| You've Been Undermined | Sister Golden Hair Surprise | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Stop DaVinci's Coed Soccer Plan | Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| I Don't Like French Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| She's Bee-Stinging Me | She Believes In Me | Kenny Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Took My Pawn | Delta Dawn | Tanya Tucker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Vam-Pirates | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| I Still Get Called Timmy | I've Never Been To Me | Charlene | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| Some Fool's Out There | Somewhere Out There | Linda Ronstadt and James Ingram | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Nursery Rhymes Revisited | Nursery Rhymes | Traditional | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Black Tracks In White Places | Friends In Low Places | Garth Brooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Cross-Eyed Red-Nosed Reindeer | Purple People Eater | Sheb Wooley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Twas the night during Christmas | Twas The Night Before Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 90 | |
| Santa Claus Ain't Coming To Town | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 70 | |
| A Holiday Snack Song | Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 70 | |
| Grandma's Ode (God Rest Her Solo) | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 160 | |
| These Pixies Are Making My Life Sore | The Whiskey Ain't Workin' (Anymore) | Travis Tritt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Don't Tell The King There's A Nanner Stand | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Home In The Rain | Home On The Range | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| How Much I Owe In Taxes | The Yellow Rose of Texas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Music Industry Today Is Filled With Lots Of Posers | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| When You're Messing With The Mob | When You Wish Upon A Star | Cliff Edwards (Jiminy Cricket) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Borin' Ramblin' Man | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Paris Hilton's Lushfund Was Taken For A Ride | Sing A Song of Sixpence | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 69 | |
| I Want To Build A Death Star | Rock Star | Nickelback | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 307 |
