I was sitting in rush hour
Driving slowly down the street
And my empty stomach grumbled
Asking for something to eat

That's what happens with later suppers
Not enough to eat for lunch
So I reached underneath the cushion
For a little bite to munch

Under the seat
Under the seat
I've hidden my candy
Where it is most handy
Under the seat

Under the seat
Under the seat
When my stomach grumbles
My other hand fumbles
Under the seat

Now don't sit down too hard
Or you'll flatten my Milky Way Bar
No, I am not kidding
Cause I've got it hidden
Under the seat

The munchies are always with me
So I aim to be prepared
Hiding snacks where they're convenient
Always got enough to share

And if you look around you'll notice
Wrappers all around the floor
Never seem to clean up my mess
Always stuffing my mouth with more

Under the seat
Under the seat
I've hidden my candy
Where it is most handy
Under the seat

Under the seat
Under the seat
When my stomach grumbles
My other hand fumbles
Under the seat

Now don't sit down too hard
Or you'll flatten my Milky Way Bar
No, I am not kidding
Cause I've got it hidden
Under the seat

I've hidden some packs
Of delicious snacks
Where they're always near
Right under my rear
When I'm in my car
I've got candybars
To eat them on my way home

I never run out
Cause if I ever doubt
That I've not enough
Into my mouth to stuff
I stop at the store
And buy me some more
Cause I hate to hear my stomach moan

Under the seat
Under the seat
I've hidden my candy
Where it is most handy
Under the seat

Under the seat
Under the seat
When my stomach grumbles
My other hand fumbles
Under the seat

Now don't sit down too hard
Or you'll flatten my Milky Way Bar
No, I am not kidding
Cause I've got it hidden
Under the seat

Under the seat
Under the seat
When velocity's lacking
I start my snacking
When traffic gets backed up
I open the sack up
When my stomach grumbles
My other hand fumbles
Under the seat