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Song Parodies -> "This Spam Must End"

Original Song Title:

"It's Raining Men"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Geri Halliwell

Parody Song Title:

"This Spam Must End"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

I know Weather Girls recorded this earlier, but Geri's version is different (and not just the first stanza being left out). I used Geri's version so if you want to check pacing, it WON'T match the Weather Girls' version.
This junk mail keeps piling
Soon my inbox overloads
You know what's even worse is
Gets past my filter codes

Show signs of a depraved mind
Every message that they send
Put me out of my misery
Had enough! This spam must end!

This spam must end!
Get a real life!
This spam must end!
Don't send!
This spam must end!
Talking to ya!
This spam must end!
New trend!

Your annoyance license
I think it should be revoked
It seems like naught but nonsense
Guess I don't get the joke

But in spite of all your spam
Which I know's meant to offend
I'm gonna solve this mystery
Had enough! This spam must end!

This spam must end!
Get a real job!
This spam must end!
Trash bin!
I'm gonna block out
Ev'ryone from AOL!
All the folks at MSN!

This spam must end!
Get a real job!
This spam must end!
Since you won't suspend
Count mail too obscene
Fifteen hundred plus umpteen

Bad press would just spur you
Just like building a statue
But this war I'm winning
Cause I know what I have to do
Block out every email
Divisible by pi
Written in some form of pidgin
Yahoo, Hotmail deny

This spam must end!
Just get off the net dude
Your time is past due

Do you think the Pope could simply state
Sending spam's a sin?
Ever wonder how this evil's spread?
Just an author who's not well-read?

This spam must end!
Get a real life!
This spam must end!
Don't send!
This spam must end!
Talking to ya!
This spam must end!
New trend!

This spam must end!
Get a real life!
This spam must end!
Don't send!
This spam must end!
Talking to ya!
This spam must end!
New trend!

This spam must end!
This spam must end!
This spam must end!
This spam must end!
This spam must end!
This spam must end!
This spam must end!
This spam must end!

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Dj - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
hearin ya pal. i'm feelin it, really.

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