-> "Man! You Punch Like A Woman!"
Original Song Title:
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman!" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Man! You Punch Like A Woman!"
I had to test my might, so I had to pick a fight
With the meanest dude in our town
I'd been working out, and so I had no doubt
Which one of us was going down
I sauntered up to him and met him with a grin
Told him I would take him on
Now he was big and mean and fighting was his scene
He looked at me and then he yawned
I had planned to just punch him on the chin
One punch and I would surely win
Oh, oh, oh, but I went crazy, before he was ready
Left, right, left, right
Oh, oh, oh, so many landed, not the way I planned it
Oh, oh, oh, I'll put him in traction, with all of this action
And I sent bunches of sucker punches
Oh, oh, oh, I punched his head, and that is when he said
Man! You punch like a woman!
I did a double take, well I guess I didn't make
A single blow take it's toll
Now what was I to do? My face was turning blue
How was I to reach my goal?
I took another look at my situation
And decided it was time for separation
Oh, oh, oh, I spun me around, I didn't hang around
Left, right, left right
Oh, oh, oh, I wasn't running slow, I had to see how far I'd go
Oh, oh, oh, I put some real distance between me and that big dunce
Oh, I'm telling you, my feet really flew
Oh, oh, oh, I turned around, and I heard this awful sound
Man! You run like a woman!
I couldn't stand the thought of being beaten
If I don't act it'll be his fist I'll be greeting
Oh, oh, oh, I had to stall him, or I'd be bawling
Not yet, don't fret
Oh, oh, oh, no need to vow, I'll apologize right now
Oh, oh, oh, why don't you think twice, and then take my advice
Let me alone, let me go home
Oh, oh, oh, and as I stood there, what words did I hear?
Man! You whine like a woman!
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