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Song Parodies -> "Vam-Pirates"

Original Song Title:

"Elvira"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Oak Ridge Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Vam-Pirates"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

This idea was indirectly given to me by Johnny D, so thanks Johnny!
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
My ship's on fire from Vam-Pirates

Swords that slice through leather
Lips that can't drink wine
These cursed undead are tough men sailin' the brine
I get a spooky chillin' up and down my spine
Every time I see Vam-Pirate kind

See me running!
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
My ship's a pyre from Vam-Pirates

Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, in the daytime
Wake 'em Up unh uh, no you don't, in the nighttime
Hope they're sailing away

They frighten every sailor that sets sail upon the sea
You don't want to give up all the blood you can, real bad plan
They're sleeping in their coffin then they wake up to do more off'in
That's why I am now a stake lovin' man

See now I'm staking
Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
They're frequent fliers as Vam-Pirates

Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, when it's ray time
Wake 'em Up unh uh, no you don't, if it's play time
Ain't been drinking all day

Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
They're death for hire when Vam-Pirates

Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, during sleep time
Wake 'em Up unh uh, no you don't, during creep time
Keep your plasma away

Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
They're shreiking diers those Vam-Pirates

Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, at the right time
Wake 'em Up uh huh, yes you do, then it's die time
Cast their ashes away

Vam-Pirates
Vam-Pirates
I ain't no liar 'twas Vam-Pirates

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John Barry - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever title and parody.
AFW - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
You worked the idea out great...to this old class country tune...clever story and rhymes
TJC - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Great work! And vam singable too!
Spaff.com - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I've been trying to come up with a good "Elvira" sub. Never woulda thought of Vam-Pirates. Wow. Killer stuff.
Stuart McArthur - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
well, I'm alreday scared of pirates, and I'm terrified of vampires, so the very idea of vampirates will have me sleeping with the light on for the next few months - great stuff, Tim, but don't read it to your kids - 555
Spoof-Man - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff!! can't wait for more!!

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