-> "I'm Only In It For The Grub"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Only In It For The Love"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Only In It For The Grub"
The Lyrics
Everything you make can really get me stowing
And I'd much rather start with you fully knowing
So I'll be straight before my stomach's showing
I'm only in it for the grub
I want you to know I have taken affection
Now don't be alarmed I just want a fraction
I'll tell you before you raise any objection
I'm only in it for the grub
I'm only in it for the grub and confection
That's why I hang out in the free food section
I guess the scrumptious thought I hope you're grasping
Is that my stomach plans on never fasting
So many times I've left my tummy empty
Now I think I've found my own horn of plenty
See me dishing up some real big portions
I'm only in it for the grub
(short break - enough time to stuff a whole roll into mouth)
I'm only in it for the grub and confection
And I've found that you've got a great selection
Now when I eat I want to come up gasping
You see my stomach plans on never fasting
Puking's a crime I don't believe in retching
That's why my stomach needs a little stretching
Don't entertain any funny notions
I'm only in it for the grub
I'm only in it for the grub
(another short break - enough time to swallow a slice of pie)
I'm only in it for the grub and confection
Yeah I'm asking for kitchen directions
The role of taster would be perfect casting
Because my stomach plans on never fasting
So many times I've stopped myself from choking
Mouth has no more room left there for food poking
Don't plan on causing such commotion
I'm only in it for the grub
I'm only in it for the grub
I'm only in it for the grub
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