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Song Parodies -> "It's So Easy (To Swallow Bugs)"

Original Song Title:

"It's So Easy"

Original Performer:

Linda Ronstadt

Parody Song Title:

"It's So Easy (To Swallow Bugs)"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

They say the average person eats 8 spiders in their lifetime. I hope not!
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs

People tell me bugs are food
Just seems I'm never in the mood
It makes me queasy
Yeah, so downright queasy
Oh, it seems too easy
Yeah, with bug concerns
My stomach turns
Oh-oh-oh

It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs

Crawl into mouth when I sleep
No one invited them inside of me

It makes me queasy
Yeah, I'm feeling queasy
Oh, it seems too easy
I can't come to terms
Don't want their germs
Oh-oh-oh

It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs

It makes me queasy
Yeah, so downright queasy
Oh, it seems too easy
Yeah, with bug concerns
My stomach turns

It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs (Wah-spppppp)
It's so easy to swallow bugs

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Adagio - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Tim. I'm just trying to figure out ho many I've swallowed o far...none I hope. 5's
alvin rhodes - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy....i sometimes ate ants as a kid...got over it...5s
Tim Hall - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Great song about digestive arachnaphobia!
John Barry - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Sometimes happens on bike rides. 5s.
Rick C - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I used to eat bugs but, they gave me indigestion. Had to take ANT-acids. Sorry, couldn't help it. Great parody, Tim, all fives.
Michael Pacholek - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Tim: Pretty funny, but I had to dock you a point for doing the Linda Ronstadt cover instead of the Buddy Holly original. Rick: I find that hard to BEE-lieve.
Joe W - January 04, 2013 - Report this comment
HOLY CRAP!! I've always said "It's so easy to swallow a bug" instead of the original lyrics! I didn't know anybody else thought similar.

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