Song Parodies -> It's So Easy (To Swallow Bugs)
| Original Song Title: | "It's So Easy" |
| Original Performer: | Linda Ronstadt |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's So Easy (To Swallow Bugs)" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Mayfield |
They say the average person eats 8 spiders in their lifetime. I hope not!
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
People tell me bugs are food
Just seems I'm never in the mood
It makes me queasy
Yeah, so downright queasy
Oh, it seems too easy
Yeah, with bug concerns
My stomach turns
Oh-oh-oh
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
Crawl into mouth when I sleep
No one invited them inside of me
It makes me queasy
Yeah, I'm feeling queasy
Oh, it seems too easy
I can't come to terms
Don't want their germs
Oh-oh-oh
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It makes me queasy
Yeah, so downright queasy
Oh, it seems too easy
Yeah, with bug concerns
My stomach turns
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs (Wah-spppppp)
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
People tell me bugs are food
Just seems I'm never in the mood
It makes me queasy
Yeah, so downright queasy
Oh, it seems too easy
Yeah, with bug concerns
My stomach turns
Oh-oh-oh
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
Crawl into mouth when I sleep
No one invited them inside of me
It makes me queasy
Yeah, I'm feeling queasy
Oh, it seems too easy
I can't come to terms
Don't want their germs
Oh-oh-oh
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It makes me queasy
Yeah, so downright queasy
Oh, it seems too easy
Yeah, with bug concerns
My stomach turns
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs
It's so easy to swallow bugs (Wah-spppppp)
It's so easy to swallow bugs
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Good one, Tim. I'm just trying to figure out ho many I've swallowed o far...none I hope. 5's
delightfully goofy....i sometimes ate ants as a kid...got over it...5s
Great song about digestive arachnaphobia!
Sometimes happens on bike rides. 5s.
I used to eat bugs but, they gave me indigestion. Had to take ANT-acids. Sorry, couldn't help it. Great parody, Tim, all fives.
Tim: Pretty funny, but I had to dock you a point for doing the Linda Ronstadt cover instead of the Buddy Holly original. Rick: I find that hard to BEE-lieve.
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