Song Parodies -> Panhandler
| Original Song Title: | "Maneater" |
| Original Performer: | Hall and Oates |
| Parody Song Title: | "Panhandler" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Mayfield |
He'll only ask you for cash
For a meal that he won't buy
It's nothing new
I've seen his kind before
Asking and asking
He's waiting for you a sucker who gives to the poor
So many have gave you see
That he thinks he can get it for free
And after a while, he thinks that he could never go too far
What does it matter?
Since nobody knows how much he spent at the bar
Uh-oh, here he comes watch him how he hits you up
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler
Uh-oh, here he comes watch him how he hits you up
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler
I wouldn't if I were you
I know what he will do
He's a whino man, he will blow it at the liquor store
Liquid libation
The duty is there but he's lost this war before
Uh-oh, here he comes watch him how he hits you up
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler
Uh-oh, here he comes watch him how he hits you up
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler
(tough break)
Woah,
Uh-oh, here he comes, here he comes watch him how he hits you up
Uh-oh, here he comes watch him he's a panhandler
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler look how he hits you up
Uh-oh, here he comes, here he comes he's a panhandler
Uh-oh, here he comes watch him, he'll only ask you for cash
Uh-oh, here he comes, here he comes he's a panhandler
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler and after a while, woo
Uh-oh, here he comes, here he comes, Watch him now, Watch him now
Uh-oh, here he comes, oh, watch him, watch him, watch him, watch him
Uh-oh, here he comes, yeah, yeah, he's a panhandler
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler, he's waiting for you
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler
For a meal that he won't buy
It's nothing new
I've seen his kind before
Asking and asking
He's waiting for you a sucker who gives to the poor
So many have gave you see
That he thinks he can get it for free
And after a while, he thinks that he could never go too far
What does it matter?
Since nobody knows how much he spent at the bar
Uh-oh, here he comes watch him how he hits you up
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler
Uh-oh, here he comes watch him how he hits you up
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler
I wouldn't if I were you
I know what he will do
He's a whino man, he will blow it at the liquor store
Liquid libation
The duty is there but he's lost this war before
Uh-oh, here he comes watch him how he hits you up
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler
Uh-oh, here he comes watch him how he hits you up
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler
(tough break)
Woah,
Uh-oh, here he comes, here he comes watch him how he hits you up
Uh-oh, here he comes watch him he's a panhandler
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler look how he hits you up
Uh-oh, here he comes, here he comes he's a panhandler
Uh-oh, here he comes watch him, he'll only ask you for cash
Uh-oh, here he comes, here he comes he's a panhandler
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler and after a while, woo
Uh-oh, here he comes, here he comes, Watch him now, Watch him now
Uh-oh, here he comes, oh, watch him, watch him, watch him, watch him
Uh-oh, here he comes, yeah, yeah, he's a panhandler
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler, he's waiting for you
Uh-oh, here he comes he's a panhandler
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