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Song Parodies -> "It Don't Matter To Sheep"

Original Song Title:

"It Don't Matter To Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bread

Parody Song Title:

"It Don't Matter To Sheep"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

It don't matter to sheep
If your billy goat won't
Chase after Little Bo Peep
Heidi's a name you've often misspelled
Can't count past nine
Fine... they will not mind

It don't matter to sheep
If you care or if you
Really don't give a bleat
They're docile and they rarely respond
Won't baaaa-t an eye
Sheep... won't ask you why

Know any people with evil goat get-up
Does it seem to be their only fun?
How heavy horns can make their bloody billy bladder
Feel as weak as full moon mass
Every Aries playing on the fears of simple
Minds who're cut off at the pass

And it don't matter to sheep
If you're comf'table in black and white woolen shirts
With scarf and matching pleats
Made on a loom spec'ly for you
A crocheted heart there in plain view
There's no need to hide

'Cause it don't matter to sheep
It don't matter to sheep
It don't matter to sheep
It don't matter to sheep
It don't matter to sheep
It don't matter to sheep

It seems they always sleep
A sonic boom won't change their tune
Jurassic park, they'd last till noon
Ewe can't use my slide

Was there prehistoric sheep?

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alvin rhodes - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
lol...wool done
Royce Miller - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I haven't tried to decipher all of your meaning, but I like the cut off at the pass line.
Rex - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Lots to like in this one... "can't count past nine", "don't give a bleat", "Jurassic Park, they'd last til noon". Funny.
Phil Alexander - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
OVRTOS (only vaguely remember...) but this one bleats anything in Ewe's Ewe. Or something like that ;-)
Sheep Trick - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Any song about sheep has to be good.
carol - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
you're sooo baaaaaad 555
Rick C - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Shear joy! 555
Spaff.com - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Ditto Philbo's OVRTOS, but there were more than enough great lines to make this worth the visit. And the title is awesome.

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