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Song Parodies -> "She Just Farted And My Breath Is Gone"

Original Song Title:

"She Just Started Liking Cheatin' Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"She Just Farted And My Breath Is Gone"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

She just farted and my breath is gone
Oh it's smotherin' me
I don't know if I should start to complain
About what food she eats

I've never had any reason to diet
Cause that kind of torture seems cruel
And lately she's smelled a bit like somebody died
I wonder if it's something that's in her food

I can't hold my breath in forever
But I don't want to take another whiff
And if we're playing some kind of gross-me-out tag
For some reason I bet that I'd be it

Cause she just farted and the air is strong
And it's smotherin' me
I don't know if I should start to complain
About what food she eats

I've got to admit I've done some stinking too
Yeah, I've let loose some stinking ghouls
I could sell her new fragrance
But I'm sure I'm breaking someone's rules

She just farted and my breath is gone
Oh it's smotherin' me
I don't know if I should start to complain
About what food she eats

She just farted and my breath is gone
Oh it's smotherin' me
I could bottle it and sell it to skunks
They'd say it smells so sweet
Yeah, I could bottle it as 'ode to a skunk'
And say it smells so sweet

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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2Eagle - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
When the one you love farts it smells like the rarest perfume. What a gas!!
Johnny D - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave you a vote of 5-5-5. That 5-1-1 came from a certain well-known snob who is extremely lonely, sexually frustrated, and who has no self-esteem.
Stuart McArthur - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
It DID NOT come from me, Johnny - how hurtful!!!
Johnny D - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Stuart, Stuart, Stuart, it couldn't have been you, just ask Arwen, she'll agree that snobbishness, loneliness, and lack-of-self-esteem do not apply to you. Heh heh heh. ;-)
Stuart McArthur - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
that'd be like lobbing a soft gentle lob shot high over the net to Mark Philippoussis......

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