Song Parodies -> It's Springtime
| Original Song Title: | "Summertime" |
| Original Performer: | Billie Holiday |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's Springtime" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Mayfield |
It's springtime
And I'm using a squegee
Dirty windows
Are saying bye bye
It's springtime
And I'm down on my kneesies
To brush all these cobwebs out
And let it air-dry
In the morning
I'm dusting the attic
In the evening
I'm scraping the walls
In the basement's
A pile of garbage
And there's a sack of towels
All rolled up in balls
It's springtime
And the cleaning ain't easy
My arm's aching
And my mouth is bone dry
It's springtime
And I'm sneezing like crazy
The dust and hay fever
Are making me cry
Why should I clean?
It only gets dirty
My day's gone
And my back is so sore
What a waste!
And the work it just hurts me
But I must keep cleaning
Though I don't know why
It's springtime
And I'm starting to worry
Cause my budget
Is getting too high
It's springtime
And this project might break me
The repairs are almost costing as much
As the cleaning supplies
And I'm using a squegee
Dirty windows
Are saying bye bye
It's springtime
And I'm down on my kneesies
To brush all these cobwebs out
And let it air-dry
In the morning
I'm dusting the attic
In the evening
I'm scraping the walls
In the basement's
A pile of garbage
And there's a sack of towels
All rolled up in balls
It's springtime
And the cleaning ain't easy
My arm's aching
And my mouth is bone dry
It's springtime
And I'm sneezing like crazy
The dust and hay fever
Are making me cry
Why should I clean?
It only gets dirty
My day's gone
And my back is so sore
What a waste!
And the work it just hurts me
But I must keep cleaning
Though I don't know why
It's springtime
And I'm starting to worry
Cause my budget
Is getting too high
It's springtime
And this project might break me
The repairs are almost costing as much
As the cleaning supplies
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I heard that youre a professional singer. Where do you sing professionally?
hey that's what you get for cleaning only once a year..funny one...5s
Alvin, thanks!
Sam E, If you read up on me, you would also know that I have moved to another state this past month. The context of my statement that I am a professional singer is that I am professional enough to prevent me from entering an amateur singing competition. I have been paid for singing a number of times. I don't sing as my main source of income and currently am not singing professionally. I was a clarinet and voice major in college, but dropped out. My main job is database administration and video editing.
Sam E, If you read up on me, you would also know that I have moved to another state this past month. The context of my statement that I am a professional singer is that I am professional enough to prevent me from entering an amateur singing competition. I have been paid for singing a number of times. I don't sing as my main source of income and currently am not singing professionally. I was a clarinet and voice major in college, but dropped out. My main job is database administration and video editing.
It's November and I'm cleaning the eggs off from Halloween.
I love a good clean parody, like this
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