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Song Parodies -> "No 'L'"
Original Song Title:
"The First Noel"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"No 'L'"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
This needs to be sung by someone without an 'L' in their name...
The first noel, the headlines did say
Was to frighten poor shepherds in fields where they lay
In fields where they lay counting their sheep
Till all of them together fell asleep
No whale, no whale, no whale, no whale,
I've caught me some fishes, but never a whale
No well, no well, no well, no well,
How will we drink when we've got no well
No L, no L, no L, no L,
My name's full of letters, but it's got no L
When they looked up their lawyer and friend
He said we will sue, till there's no end
And sue, they did, and still are in court
Mincing words with a loud retort
No bail, no bail, no bail, no bail
Throw them in prison and set them no bail
No mail, no mail, no mail, no mail
Don't let them read none of their mail
No quail, no quail, no quail, no quail
Feed them the pigeons, but don't feed them quail
Was to frighten poor shepherds in fields where they lay
In fields where they lay counting their sheep
Till all of them together fell asleep
No whale, no whale, no whale, no whale,
I've caught me some fishes, but never a whale
No well, no well, no well, no well,
How will we drink when we've got no well
No L, no L, no L, no L,
My name's full of letters, but it's got no L
When they looked up their lawyer and friend
He said we will sue, till there's no end
And sue, they did, and still are in court
Mincing words with a loud retort
No bail, no bail, no bail, no bail
Throw them in prison and set them no bail
No mail, no mail, no mail, no mail
Don't let them read none of their mail
No quail, no quail, no quail, no quail
Feed them the pigeons, but don't feed them quail
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what, pigeons and no quail!! what about the Geneva Convention? What about a decent slug of humanity? - here, take my 5s - TAKE THEM!
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i iked this one a ot....5s
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