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Song Parodies -> "I Banged My Knee"

Original Song Title:

"Under The Sea"

Original Performer:

The Little Mermaid

Parody Song Title:

"I Banged My Knee"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Disney songs make the greatest parodies
I was running home for supper
'Cause it was already made
A big bowl of chicken dumplings
And a big glass of lemonade
I was coming through the park, there
And home, just around the block
I tripped on a couple kissing
I fell and I hit a rock

I banged my knee, I banged my knee
I guess I was lucky, It would have been yucky
If I'd hit that tree
I started rolling round and round
Holding my knee and banging the ground
I know that it's goin' to be really swollen
'Cause I banged my knee

The couple, they didn't notice
I guess they were too involved
It don't take a lot of looking
To see where their world revolves
Somehow I got to my feet
And started to limp away
Headin' for the doctor's office
What would my mother say?

I banged my knee, I banged my knee
And all of this swelling made me start yelling
"It's hurting me!"
It hurts to walk or run
How am I gonna have any fun?
I should be devoting less time to quoting
Obscenities!

I banged my knee, but why should I cry now?
I'm not gonna die now, hopefully!

The surgeon and the nurse
Started to pull, and just made it worse
It looks disgusting, and how I've been cussing
Since I banged my knee

The nurse says, "It hurts"
The doc says, "It's shock"
I told them, "I know,
I fell on a rock!"
I still got a bill
And a bottle of pills
So that shows you how it goes!
I guess I'm a mess
I can't really tell
The pain in my leg
It still makes me yell!
That bottle of pills
Just gives me the chills
And still that doc, I owe!

I banged my knee, I banged my knee
I've had no chance to get up and dance
Since I banged my knee
What did I gain? Alot of pain!
And a chance to sing this refrain!
I shouldn't have fallen
'Cause now I must call in, for Emergency
It's starting to swell
Just 'cause I fell and it's hurting me!
This time the ride cost more than my pride
That's how my cash flow became less than zero
I don't think it's funny, 'cause I've had no money
Since I banged my knee

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 24

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   5
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 4   1
 7
 5
 
 5   18
 17
 17
 

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Meriadoc - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
A cute knee trauma... :-)
John Jenkins - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good word play.
Tim Mayfield - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Meriadoc and John.
Ashkicksass - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I love this! Especially

"I should be devoting less time to quoting Obscenities!"

and
"The nurse says, "It hurts"
The doc says, "It's shock"
I told them, "I know,
I fell on a rock!"
Tim Mayfield - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ash!
Serafina - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess I missed this one the other day. It was all right; I voted 5-5-5 on it. I like parodies of Disney songs. :)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
What a bratto knee! Are you the one playing piano on the recording?
Tim Mayfield - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Jake,

No, my computer plays, I sing. I took piano lessons in college, but my teacher quit on me... :-(
Lover of Todd - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Love it, I saw this movie durin chorus today, and I love it. That was great.
UnKnownVotress - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Very cute, Sir ! I'll kiss your knee, and that will make it all better . . .
Tim Mayfield - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Lover of Todd and UnKnownVotress.
Dr Music - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant work. Very nice. I really enjoyed it.
Tim Mayfield - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Dr Music.
Dr Music - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Well it's hard not to feel sympathy for someone who's hurt themselves. I feel for you. Do you mind if I draw the number 5 on your cast?

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