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Song Parodies -> "Have Ya Got Some Tortillas"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Iron Butterfly

Parody Song Title:

"Have Ya Got Some Tortillas"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Have ya got some tortillas honey?
Don't you play and don't be cruel
Have ya got some fajitas baby?
Can't you see that I've started to drool?

Oh, won't ya come with me
To a taco stand

Oh, won't you eat with me
Lunch won't be bland

Waist will expand!

Have you got some burritos honey
Don't you know that I'm hungry?
Have you got some taquitos baby
Don't you see that I'm down on one knee?

Oh, won't you dine with me
We'll both have beans

But you can't order cheese
Live within our means

On cheap cuisine!

(solamente un momento mientras como
las tortillas, las fajitas, los burritos y los taquitos, gracias)*
*(wait one minute while I eat the tortillas, fajitas, burritos and taquitos, thank you)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 13

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Paul Robinson - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, Tim, you can't use the original lyrics here, that's plagiarism...OH...Wait!!! You mean these AREN'T the OS Lyrics? OH...forgot about the first sentence, Tim...sounds like you did a good job here...Say, What the Hell WERE they saying in the OS? Umm..5's ~ ~ ~
Rick C - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Tim. You should record this one...555
alvin rhodes - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
i like it..5s
AFW - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS..but I like some Spanish food, and all Spanish food parodies, especially this one..
Red Ant - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
A tasty food parody and thanks for not putting any not-immediatedly-recognizable Spanish in here as well. Paul, the OS title is what he's singing because ( from what I heard ) the lead singer was too wasted to sing "In the Garden of Eden". Rock myth or fact?
Paul Robinson - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant - Good possibility - that thought certainly made the rounds back around that time and seemed to be at least plausible, all things considered...
Stray Pooch - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This was a great parody. I especially like the seventeen minute gastronomical rumbling break. Gotta watch them there frijoles, dude! 555!
Michael Pacholek - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Along with "Louie Louie" and "Smells Like Teen Spirit," this one goes into the "You mean those AREN'T the original lyrics?" hall of fame. Don't anybody dock Tim for not including the excruciatingly long solo.
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, Especially memorable was the plodding, thudding bass part..."HEAVVV-VVVYY" ~ ~ ~
PMS - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
That song will never sound the same to me. Thanks!

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