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Song Parodies -> "Why Don't You Give My Money Back?"

Original Song Title:

"What If Jesus Comes Back Like That?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Collin Raye

Parody Song Title:

"Why Don't You Give My Money Back?"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

I bought a game at the discount store
I thought I'd really made a score
There's no board and the box is tore
And the pair of dice they are missing

I took it back, but the store clerk fibbed
Kept on saying it was sold as is
The sign I just happened to have utterly missed
That even the clerk could not locate

Why don't you give my money back?
And I might refrain from kicking your mass
My lawyer'd love to get a piece of that
So why don't you give my money back?
Oh, why not give me my money back?

All alone so I thought I'd use
A dating service where you get to choose
But all the pictures I had to refuse
They all made me feel so sick

Couldn't date one, that's a fact
When I told them never gonna see me come back
They just gave me a lot of flak
Saying, "just make a pick"

Why don't you give my money back?
And I might refrain from kicking your mass
My lawyer'd love to get a piece of that
So why don't you give my money back?
Oh, why not give me my money back?

Nobody mess up my hair
No one cause my cards to tear
Not buying jeans that I can't wear
Because my lawyer loves to scare

They wear a frown when I am in sight
They even call me a shopper's blight
I must be doing something right
It makes me feel so good

Why don't you give my money back?
The scaredy clerks run to the back
I might give someone a heart attack
Why don't you give my money back?
Why don't you give my money back?
They all cry when they see that I'm coming back
Cause with scaring clerks I've got a knack
Why don't you give my money back?
Why don't you give my money back?

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2Eagle - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
A good ode to holiday aggrivation.
AFW - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Could I please see your receipt, Sir? Well told common dilemma..555
Righty - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
If you want your money back, please take a number and stand in line. When you come to the window, please present your driver's license, birth certificate, Social Security card, receipt, and a credit card bill or cancelled check. The clerk will refund you up to 75% of your purchase price on a company check, which will first have to be cleared with our accounts manager. Please wait two to six weeks for processing and delivery...
Johnny "Quark" D - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hewmon, remember the First Rule Of Acquisition.

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