Song Parodies -> Your Hickey Bite's Making My Neck Sore

Original Song Title:

"The Whiskey Ain't Working"

Original Performer:

Travis Tritt

  
Parody Song Title:

"Your Hickey Bite's Making My Neck Sore"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

Once was a time
That I would think so clear and straight
An agile mind, a real "smarty"
Now sleeping through the day
Yeah, since I met you been feeling blue
Bruises galore
And now your hickey bite's making my neck sore

You're a two-teeth biting night-fanged gal
Show up without a sound
The kind of woman Buffy might slay
If she came to town
Not human are you darling?
You must be back for more
Cause your hickey bite's making my neck sore

You play this game with every man in town
Know you leave each man with lesions
When you start coming round, round, round
But when you drain his blood veins
He becomes a boor
And now your hickey bite's making my neck sore

You're a two-teeth biting night-fanged gal
You barely touch the ground
You never enjoy the light of day
Leave us all spellbound
You think humans are for killing
But what are you waiting for?
Cause your hickey bite's making my neck sore
Yeah your hickey bite's making my neck sore
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john ulvang - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
high marks for reality! By the way, do you have her number? 555-????
Rick C - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like you've incurred this vamps ire...555
Arwen - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Vampire parodies ROCK...makes me wish I knew the OS...=(
Dee Range - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like you and Arwen will be seeing more of each other.555
Tim Mayfield - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks John, no, I don't have her number though I hear she uses a cloaking device.

Rick, LOL, frightening too

Arwen, I find it strange that you did a vampire parody AND did it the same day I did [cue twilight zone music].

Dee, mirrored parodies on vampires have no reflection...

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