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Song Parodies -> "On A Course With OJ"

Original Song Title:

"A Horse With No Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"On A Course With OJ"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

On the first day of my lessons
I had never golfed in my life
I bought clubs and gloves and golf cart things
Lots of ointment for bee stings
The first thing I did was to lie 'bout myself
I said I was so great
This guy was not so impressed by that
Cause he called me feather weight

I felt like a zero on a course with OJ
He's too good to hang out with the guy
If you're carefull you won't step on his pride
You stay clear of him cause he's got a mean slice
La, la ...

After two holes on the toughest course
My face began to turn red
After three holes I was mad of course
I was furious cause he was ahead
You think anyone would use a wood in the woods?
Should have prob'ly used a sand wedge

I felt like a zero on a course with OJ
He's too good to hang out with the guy
If you're carefull you won't step on his pride
You stay clear of him cause he's got a mean slice
La, la ...

(guitar course)

After nine holes I just called it a day
'Cause the Juice'd all but beaten me
I tossed clubs and gloves and golf cart things
All the ointment for bee stings
I motioned for a rematch with him at mini golf
But it didn't impress a bit
"That's just for sissies," cried the man of the hour
"If it don't fit you must've quit"

You see, I felt like a zero on a course with OJ
He's too good to hang out with the guy
If you're carefull you won't step on his pride
You stay clear of him cause he's got a mean slice
La, la ...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Scathe - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I will never pretend I can play golf because of this parody. 3 5's
Meriadoc - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
A mean slice indeed! Hope you didn't turn your back on him! ;-)
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm...a "Golf-Themed" parody...I posted one today, too...nice job, Tim - looks like par is "5" on this one...
alvin rhodes - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
fives...i love how you threw in the johnny cochran line....i hope you and OJ were looking for the real killers while you were out there
AFW - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This is really cool....almost hate to give you fives...on a golf parody..a lower score should be better..

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