Song Parodies -> Cross-Eyed Barber
| Original Song Title: | "Long-Necked Bottle" |
| Original Performer: | Garth Brooks |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cross-Eyed Barber" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Mayfield |
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Now I'm too afraid to even go near his chair
Cause the last time I did he buzzed me
Now the side of my head is bare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
When I looked in the mirror on the wall
I didn't recognize myself
And the first thought that went through my brain
Is this guy sure needs help
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Now I'm too afraid to even go near his chair
Cause the last time I did he buzzed me
Now the side of my head is bare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
The coke-bottle glasses sitting on his face
Should have been Clue Number One
And when I saw him walking right into the wall
I should have turned my tail and run
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Now I'm too afraid to even go near his chair
Cause the last time I did he buzzed me
Now the side of my head is bare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Yeah the last time I did he buzzed me
And it's making everybody stare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Now I'm too afraid to even go near his chair
Cause the last time I did he buzzed me
Now the side of my head is bare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
When I looked in the mirror on the wall
I didn't recognize myself
And the first thought that went through my brain
Is this guy sure needs help
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Now I'm too afraid to even go near his chair
Cause the last time I did he buzzed me
Now the side of my head is bare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
The coke-bottle glasses sitting on his face
Should have been Clue Number One
And when I saw him walking right into the wall
I should have turned my tail and run
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Now I'm too afraid to even go near his chair
Cause the last time I did he buzzed me
Now the side of my head is bare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Yeah the last time I did he buzzed me
And it's making everybody stare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
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