Song Parodies -> Cut It With A Buzz Saw
| Original Song Title: | "Heard It In A Love Song" |
| Original Performer: | Marshall Tucker Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cut It With A Buzz Saw" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Mayfield |
Just a little something thrown together for Chucky G who cut his thumb while renovating. For all you do, this buzz is for you
Sentimental hearts go to baby's sure enough
Such a sight to behold
Our little girl is now
A precious month old
Spend my days renovating
Seems about time
But it's a bad time to bleed
Cutting that thumb of mine
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Bled too long
It's the kind of cut
Can't fix with bandaids
Could've heard me screaming about
Fifteen blocks away
If it could take the stitches
I would get it sewed
Cause the bleeding didn't stop
It never slowed
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Bled too long
Now I'm stuck here watching
That old "Murphy Brown"
Watching reruns
And I have still got "Night Court" hanging around
Watched the whole first season
I could have watched "King of the Hill"
My brain started scrambling and I'm fumbling
Cause that thumb it hurts me still
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Bled too long
Such a sight to behold
Our little girl is now
A precious month old
Spend my days renovating
Seems about time
But it's a bad time to bleed
Cutting that thumb of mine
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Bled too long
It's the kind of cut
Can't fix with bandaids
Could've heard me screaming about
Fifteen blocks away
If it could take the stitches
I would get it sewed
Cause the bleeding didn't stop
It never slowed
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Bled too long
Now I'm stuck here watching
That old "Murphy Brown"
Watching reruns
And I have still got "Night Court" hanging around
Watched the whole first season
I could have watched "King of the Hill"
My brain started scrambling and I'm fumbling
Cause that thumb it hurts me still
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Cut it with a buzz saw
Bled too long
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I didn't really scream... it was more of a "oh no, oh no, oh no, I don't believe I just did something that supid" response, followed by running into the house and yelling for the wife to get out of the bathroom. I guess I did yell at that point. It's healing nicely.
Yeah, well, I did use a little creative licensing I guess... ;-)
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