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Song Parodies -> "Every Doc I Owe Is Billing Me"

Original Song Title:

"Everything I Love Is Killing Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Every Doc I Owe Is Billing Me"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Eyesight's going bad and I can't see
Been diagnosed with water on the knee
My body's in such pain I need relief
And every Doc I owe is billing me

Every Doc I owe is billing me
For cataracts, exams and surgery
Their office is where I always seem to be
Now everything I own
Gonna have to give up cause
Every Doc I owe is billing me

Guess I'll never have enough to pay
All the bills they're sending me today
I'll be evicted right out on the street
And every Doc I owe is billing me

Every Doc I owe is billing me
For x-rays, prescriptions and therapy
Their office is where I always seem to be
Now everything I own
Gonna have to give up cause
Every Doc I owe is billing me

Oh everything I own
Gonna have to give up cause
Every Doc I owe is billing me

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Rick D - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't believe no votes Tim. The title alone was great. Remind me not to use Alan Jackson songs. I had the same problem with Garth Brooks.
Rick C - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the few AJ songs I do know. Great Job...5s

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