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Song Parodies -> "Big Bad Pitbull Teeth"

Original Song Title:

"Poor, Poor Pitiful Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Terri Clark

Parody Song Title:

"Big Bad Pitbull Teeth"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

When I hear that sound I gotta make tracks
It really frightens me
And the pain's still felt every time I flee
Big, bad pitbull teeth

Big, bad pitbull teeth!
Big, bad pitbull teeth!
Oh, these dogs won't let me be
Please don't bite off my knee!
Too slow is me!

Well, I drive a van in the neighborhood
And I am not ashamed
Don't you see I'm postal service bound
I am not to blame

Well, they should have locked these puppies up
Or tied them to a moving fender
Subjected to this danger, oh
They'll bite me where I'm so tender

Big, bad pitbull teeth!
Big, bad pitbull teeth!
Oh, these dogs won't let me be
Please let go of my knee!
Too slow I be!

Well I bought a can of that pepper mace
Sprayed it in their faces
They licked it off and they growled at me
Now I'm really going places

Big, bad pitbull teeth!
Big, bad pitbull teeth!
Oh, these dogs won't let me be
Please only take my knee!
Too slow's my speed!

Big, bad pitbull teeth!
Big, bad pitbull teeth!

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Overall Rating: 4.0

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alvin rhodes - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
you had me laughing before i even got to the song...5s
Meriadoc - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
My pitbull says he KNOWS where you live.... ;-)
Allyssa - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm...
Tim Mayfield - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Allyssa, that's a very profound Hmm...

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