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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stop Rubbing You"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Stop Loving You"
Original Performer:
Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Stop Rubbing You"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Three wishes you granted when I found
Your Genie's lamp cave bound
Your magic did astound
Use wishes three, then should set you free
Joy when I found that three wishes was just a ruse
Can't stop rubbing you
I'm not wanting to
Can't stop now that you
Brought me riches too
I've heard some sultans say
That wishing is just my way
But I've more than they do
Can't stop rubbing you
You're just like a magic factory
I make a wish and then
Power is my new friend
Enabling me like it ought to be
I just make my choice and then
I bend your ear again
Can't stop rubbing you
I'm not wanting to
Can't stop now that you
Brought me such great shoes
I've heard my Genie say
Do whatever I convey
To this lamp stuck like glue
Can't stop rubbing you
Can't stop rubbing you
Won't stop wanting to
Can't stop wishing new
Can't stop rubbing you
I can't stop rubbing you
No I can't, I can't, I can't stop rubbing you
I can't stop rubbing you
I can't stop rubbing you
Your Genie's lamp cave bound
Your magic did astound
Use wishes three, then should set you free
Joy when I found that three wishes was just a ruse
Can't stop rubbing you
I'm not wanting to
Can't stop now that you
Brought me riches too
I've heard some sultans say
That wishing is just my way
But I've more than they do
Can't stop rubbing you
You're just like a magic factory
I make a wish and then
Power is my new friend
Enabling me like it ought to be
I just make my choice and then
I bend your ear again
Can't stop rubbing you
I'm not wanting to
Can't stop now that you
Brought me such great shoes
I've heard my Genie say
Do whatever I convey
To this lamp stuck like glue
Can't stop rubbing you
Can't stop rubbing you
Won't stop wanting to
Can't stop wishing new
Can't stop rubbing you
I can't stop rubbing you
No I can't, I can't, I can't stop rubbing you
I can't stop rubbing you
I can't stop rubbing you
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I thought it was going to be about frotteurs.
And of course that "lamp" is a metaphor. Oh, those metaphors, exhaled from the sun (another metaphor).
DKTOS but I liked what you wrote.
Your wish for three 5's has been granted.
Doh, cookie-cutter memory of the OS but this is clever and well-written.
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