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Song Parodies -> "Take A Swing At The Pinata"

Original Song Title:

"Two Pina Coladas"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Take A Swing At The Pinata"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

If you use pinatas you need a big back yard. Enough said.
Well I've got a nephew
Who was going to turn two
So we all organized a party
We had ice cream and cake
And cookies to bake
Lots of presents to bring around
My sister was thinking
Punch for the drinking
And a pinata would be so nice
You could hang it up high
Make them line up to try
And let the kids all swing at it twice

Take a swing at the pinata
With a stick in your hands
When the candy goes flying
No telling where it lands
When I pull up on the rope
Why don't you swing as hard as you can
Take a swing at the pinata
With a big long stick in your hands

Well now I've got to say
That my nephew's birthday
Was a hit in a very big way
Cause there were bruises and cuts
On their faces and butts
For every time that stick went astray
And I heard nothing but screaming
Gives hell a new meaning
Yeah, my head was starting to spin
Didn't know what I was doing
Now the neighbors are suing
And I don't think I'll try this again

Take a swing at the pinata
With a stick in your hands
But when you're blind-folded and anxious
There's no telling where that stick lands
I must have been a big dope to tell them
Why don't you swing as hard as you can
Take a swing at the pinata
With a big long stick in your hands

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Billy Boyd - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
You are just too good.
Stuart McArthur - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
too much detail for this to not have been true, right Tim? - you'll need a good lawyer! - 555
Tim Mayfield - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Billy and Stuart. Billy, I think you'll find many here on Amiright are too good, just ask 'em. ;-) Stuart, some parts are true, but I can't disclose which ones. Let's just say there's some good casting in this parody.

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