-> "That Line Doesn't Rhyme"
Original Song Title:
"The Longest Time"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"That Line Doesn't Rhyme"
The Lyrics
Whoa, that line doesn't rhyme
Whoa, that line doesn't rhyme
If you learned to spell I'd be surprised
I think that it's time you realized
Hard on the reader
And missing beat and meter
So irritating that line doesn't rhyme
Why don't you go back and try again
I'm not saying that you should give in
But please do better
Spell check every single letter
And throw it out if it just doesn't rhyme
Whoa, that line doesn't rhyme
Whoa, that line doesn't rhyme
It's your choice you get to make the call
Only the good stuff will be read by all
Find a good topic
You will see it still gets mocked if
You have more than one line that doesn't rhyme
Maybe you'll find that I am wrong
If they like your song then give me the gong
Maybe I am right after all
Making good calls and I'm just trying to help you
Good prose takes some effort to complete
There's no ticking clock you have to beat
Writing good stanzas
Doesn't come from taking chances
I'm tired of pointing out it doesn't rhyme
I hate reading poems without sense
It's hard on my brain and just makes me tense
I hate reading songs without rhyme
They're wasting my time and I never quite finish
I don't care if it's a song you sing
I'm only interested in one thing
How does it move me?
Does it irritate or soothe me?
It irritates me when it doesn't rhyme
Whoa, that line doesn't rhyme
Whoa, that line doesn't rhyme
Whoa, that line doesn't rhyme
Whoa, that line doesn't rhyme
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