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Song Parodies -> "Still... You Journey On"

Original Song Title:

"Emerson, Lake & Palmer"

Original Performer:

Still... You Turn Me On

Parody Song Title:

"Still... You Journey On"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

The music to this one just screams LOTR rewrite!!!

I almost passed this on to a LOTR fan to do, since I don't know enough to be technically accurate
Just a little hobbit
Who's never traveled far
You don't how far from home you truly are
Do you think that you can do it?
Think you can destroy my ring?
Just because you carry Sting
Wearing elf cloaks, Feeling regal? Feeling feeble?
Led by Smeagol
Think you'd venture up the mountain of Doom?

So they call you the ringbearer
Well that is really something
But you can't hide you're feelings
You can't destroy my ring
And now my heart is filled with laughter
You'll soon learn to recognize
And your resolve it slowly dies
As you listen to my lies
Still... you journey on
Still... you journey on
Hmmmm, you journey on

See I've dealt with Gandalf
The gray wizard's dead
I won't have to kill the others
If you'd use your head
Come to some agreement
We can stop this thing
Give back my ring
Every day a little further,
Another murder,
From the Dark Lord of Mordor

Put it on your finger
It won't take me long
Won't you bring my One Ring
Bring it to your Lord Sauron
You see I will not have to fight you
Because you have no defense
And I've no tolerance
For you and all your insolence
Still... you journey on
Hmmmm, you journey on
Hmmmm, you journey on

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
well written...5s
White Weasel 89 - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Lol, a LOTR fan couldn't have done it any better.
joe - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Seems like you may have accidentally put the "original song" and "original artist" in the wrong fields...but it was a good parody nonetheless.

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